JAP Battle EXPLICIT quotCrazy ExGirlfriendquot

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BUY THE SONG: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/jap... • Written by Zach Sherwin • Additional writers: Adam Schlesinger and Rachel Bloom • Starring Rachel Bloom and Rachel Grate • JAP Battle Explicit • Audra Levine: • This is real deep beef from way • Back in the past. Deeper than I'll • Put a foot up in the crack of your • Ass. • Come on, let's do this. Your • Little pals can witness how • Vicious this Westchester alpha • Bitch is. I'm straight up malicious. • A verbal curb stomper. Since we • Were toddlers, I've studied every • Chink in your armor, and between • Your folks' divorce and that haircut • On ya I'm really not sure which one's • The Bigger Shondeh. • Rebecca: • That means disgrace. I'm translating • For the Goys. Our life lines have • Been parallel like corduroys. • But no we'll see whose bars will • Prevail in this beef of two hard-as-nails • Shebrews from Scarsdale! • Audra Levine: • We've got a conflict of interest. • Rebecca: • I'm about to give Levine the • Business. • Audra Levine: • Spttin' venomous hate -- • Rebecca: • Penetratin' her defenses -- • Audra Levin Rebecca: • It's a JAP Battle. • Darryl: • A what? • New York Lawyers: • A Jewish American Princess... • Audra Levine: • Rap battle. • Darryl, Paula, Josh: • Daughters of privilege... • Audra Levine: • Spittin' mad flow. • New York Lawyers: • Find that term offensive? • Audra Levine: • Too bad, yo! • Audra Levine Rebecca: • Oh snap, it's a JAP battle rap. • Rebecca: • Look: academically, you could • Never catch me. You were close, • But no match scholastically. No • How no way. I put the O.G in • 5.0 GPA. • Audra Levine: • Well speaking of which, are • You AP graded? 'Cause these days, • You look a bit heavily weighted. • And all your book-crackin' don't • Make up for the fact that I'm • Strapped with that killer instinct • That you lack. Sweetheart, here's • What you're not understanding: • I'm street smart. • Rebecca: • You mean 'cause you minored • In urban planning? Bitch, I know • You, that tough act's a bluff. • So sheket bevaka shut the fuck • Up! • Audra Levine: • Your temper! You lost it! Aw! • Cute! Like you're gonna lose • This lawsuit. But here's one • Category where you no rival: • Blowing frat guys with your • A.E. Pi-Hole! • Rebecca: • And I banged your hedge-fund • Manager Fiance! Back in college • Over Winter holidays. Bathroom • Stall at the Matzo Ball and Honestly? • I gotta say: Really not hot all. Small dick, • Rotten lay. • Darryl, Paula, Josh: • This is... • Rebecca: • A JAP battle. • New York Lawyers: • Bane of my existence... • Rebecca: • You're an asshole! • Audra Levine: • From Golden's Bridge... • Rebecca: • To North Castle. • Audra Levin Rebecca: • Wipe you off the map in this • JAP battle rap. • Audra Levine: • Bunch, you're a curse, you're a • Blight, we were frenemies at first • Spite. Think your verse is tight? • Then you're trippin' like birthright. • I'll wipe the mirth right off your • Fugly mug and fill you full of slugs • Like a straight up thug! • Rebecca: • Uh, that word is racist. Someone • Oughta tell you. Like me! I belong • To the ACLU. • Audra Levine: • Spare me. I'm a card-carrying • Member. Plus I spent a semester • In Kenya, remember? • Rebecca: • Well, I volunteered in Ghana. • Audra Levine: • Well I guess that makes us equal. • Rebecca: • Well it's settled then: • Audra Levine Rebecca: • We're both cool with black people. • Audra Levine: • 'Cause we're liberals. • Rebecca: • Duh! Progressive as hell. • Audra Levine Rebecca: • Though of course I support • Israel. • Rebecca: • Audra. Wait. We share so many • Traits. Should we shake hands • And erase the hate created by • Our mothers pitting us against • Each other for accolades and • Grades? We were egged on like • Seder plates! • Audra Levine: • Nah. In summation, you left • New York for this fuckin' shtetl. • And now you're like oh Audra, • Let's settle. You wanna get salty • Like the dead sea? Word. But call off • This suit, or you're dead see, word.

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