BEST Zelda Rap EVER ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO by Joel C Starbomb
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Buy it on iTunes! ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/sta... • Click for MORE VIDS! ► http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... • --------------- Also available on ---------------- • CDBaby: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/starbomb • Rhapsody • Emusic • GreatIndieMusic • Amazon MP3 • Last.fm • Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/album/14N06u... • 7digital • 24-7 • Omnifone • Rdio • Muve Music • Slacker Radio • Shazam • Nokia • Bloom.fm • MediaNet • Xbox Music • MySpace Music • iHeartRadio • JB Hi-Fi 12/13/2013 • Samsung Music Hub • Beyond Oblivion • Mondia Media • Simfy • Starbomb Facebook: / starbombband • Starbomb Twitter: / starbomb • http://www.starbomb.com • Directed by Joel C ► / lenkalamari • Animation provided by Studio Yotta ►http://studioyotta.com/ • Royalty-free sound effects from AudioMicro.com • Neon Starbomb Intro created by Nic Vaughan • / nicversus • Lyrics: • My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule • Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school. • I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam • Hold on a minute Link • Hey what's up Old Man? • I see that you're embarking on another epic quest • You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess • But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss • It's dangerous to go alone take this • Oh thanks old man that is really very nice • I can always count on you for help and friendly advice • Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size • Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise • Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween • Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean • Wait a minute Link don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going • This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing • That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose • I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove • Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City • This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty • I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction • Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned • I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do • Hold on a minute Link • Old man, is that you? • This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits • It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! • Well that's really kind of...that's your wrinkled dick again • Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men • Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you • To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew • If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her • So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber? • OH MY GOD! • I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits • I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late • Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am • Hold on a minute Link • GodDAMMIT Old Man! • You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss • It's dangerous to go alone take.... • NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A... • STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!
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