Bo Fo Sho

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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labw • • my new CD, words, words, words, is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/word... • • beat and lyrics by bo burnham • • walkin my poodles, man it never gets old • with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold, • a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey, • i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie! • get more ass than a giant donkey stable, • got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table, • i get more head than grammar school lice, • i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice. • • Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight. • jack ain't black, barry ain't white. • i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back • cause i got the pipe and you got the crack. • though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find, • i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind. • the parents be snickerin he shouldnt have written it • but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit. • • chorus: • My name is bo fo sho, • a born bostonian, • aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian • the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity, • i gave it this little part to give it continuity. • • the fellas say • hey moron pass the gin • cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen • give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds • cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words • • and the ladies say • hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight • should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion? • oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion • • chorus... • • walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet). • • we're in the hood ill take what you give me • was einstein's theory good...relatively • a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix • a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks • get thee to a punnery o-just to-pheelia • take you with a condomn stainless-steal ya. • half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits, • why are only crackers staying at the Ritz? • poverty, racism, isn't it strange, • that only the homeless are beggin for change? • i shocked Sherlock • What, son? (watson) (watt, son?) • Rosa Parks didnt call shotgun ! • here's a bit of irony • a Ford Focus driver has ADD • How'd i come to master all these things? • like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.

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