Poundland Special 5 Boobees

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Yet another Poundland Special! And this time we have Boobees. Which are fluorescent drinks with a built-in straw that you have to... suckle. Nice. Faintly tasting of a generic fruit flavor, you get exactly what you'd expect when you buy 6 for 99p. At least they provide an endless stream puerile double-entendres! • And some other top quality Poundland tat: the Michael Jackson King of Pop waterball. Poor old Michael Jackson, commemorated with a pair of battered shoes and the world's smallest microphone encased in a glass bauble for mutual protection. • Then I stumble through some Valentines Day love crackers complete with a red crown and duff joke, blatantly similar to those you'd thought you'd got rid of at Christmas. • And to cap it off - The return of Chef Excellence! Everyone's favourite embittered puppet with bad lipsync shows us a toast stamp. Hey, at least it keeps him off the streets. • View more game reviews and hilarious* stuff @ / ashens (*Due to the subjective nature of humour, hilarity cannot be guaranteed. Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it.)

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