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Wii Shop Channel WITH LYRICS Wii Shop Remix Brentalfloss
>> YOUR LINK HERE: ___ http://youtube.com/watch?v=3ruNfajgUr0
SEE CONTENT NOTE IN VIDEO DESCRIPTION • Ever wonder where that catchy Wii Shop Channel came from? Its origins may be more nefarious and German than you realized! • Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: • Get the song from this video wherever digital music is sold/streamed! • Also, I MADE A PARTY GAME FOR CONSOLES! It’s called Use Your Words, it’s now available for all current consoles/Steam/the Wii U, and it’s fun! More info at https://useyourwords.lol • Check out my entire discography here: https://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com • Also, follow me on Twitter? / brentalfloss • ------------------ • LYRICS: • YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS! • YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS! • YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS! • WELCOME TO THE WII SHOP CHANNEL, • WE HAVE SOFTWARE GAMES TO SELL • SO WE WROTE THIS HYPNOTIC TUNE, • WHICH TURNS YOUR BRAIN INTO A PRUNE • OH JA, PRUNY BRAINS • THE KIND OF BRAINS ZAT BUY STUFF • EVEN GAMES THAT NO ONE EVER PLAYED • (Ja, we've got lots of zat) • WE'VE GOT CLASSICS LIKE CHEW MAN FU, • WHO COULD FORGET NEUTOPIA II? • DOUBLE DUNGEONS DRAGON'S CURSE • THEY SOUND FUN RIGHT? NOW GRAB YOUR PURSE! • WE WANT YOUR CASH, MIT NO FRIVOLOUS DISTRACTIONS • MINIMAL DESIGN! • SIMPLE, PURE LIGHT! • HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINE: BASICALLY IT'S WHITE • CATCHY MUSIC, IT MAKES YOU BUY, • IT'S SO FUN TO WATCH YOU TRY • IT MAY TAKE YOU A THOUSAND CLICKS, • PARTY LIKE IT'S 2006 • BUY THE GAME, IT'S BETTER THAN A CARTRIDGE • WHO WOULD WANT TO BLOW A FAULTY CART? • (GAY LADY CARTS!) • YOU NEED WII POINTS TO BUY OUR STUFF • IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH • YOU MUST INPUT YOUR CREDIT CARD, • WE PURPOSELY MADE IT HARD • HAHAHAHAAH, • LOOK AT YOUR FACE • YOU JUST CLICKED FOR TWENTY MINUTES • THEN WE SWITCHED THE SIDE WHERE YOU CLICK FOR YES • DO IT ALL AGAIN! • TROLLIN FOR THE WIN! • JA! MEIN LITTLE WII • WE'RE GONNA MAKE A STRANGE, CLUNKY LITTLE STORE PROGRAM, WE'LL USE THE MONEY TO BUY BEER SPAM! • BUY SOME STUFF, THEN PLEASE BUY SOME MORE STUFF • THATS MY SONG ABOUT THE WII SHOP, • NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ESHOP • PLEASE SHOP AT THE WII SHOP TILL YOU DIE, • OR IF YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH, • ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR HELP • -------------------------- • CONTENT NOTE: • When I wrote this, I hoped to satirize a tired old way of thinking with the line Gay lady carts. In my mind, it was funny that this evil doofus would think that's okay to say. But in the rear-view, I don't think I should have made that joke. I cringe at it nowadays. Hope it didn't offend you or make you feel bad.
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