21 Medieval 2 Total War factions described in 1 sentence

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Here's a silly description of all 21 Medieval 2: Total War factions. I took a lot of inspiration from Sir Swag's content. • Link to Sir Swag's channel - / @sirswag01 • Original Scotland speedrun by nopinkcreations: • Video • Scotland speedrun performed by LegendofTotalWar - • Medieval 2: Total War Ultimate Blitz ... • Featured Music: • 1. Amen - Medieval 2 OST by Jeff van Dyck • 2. War of Kings Medieval 2 OST by Jeff van Dyck • Video Transcript: • The Mongols: introducing, the first doomstacks of the Medieval era, who will possibly: lead the world’s slowest parade, through Russia, or Anatolia • England: With enough English longbows in your army, you can make every battle, feel like Agincourt • France: If those English pig dogs attack me one more time, I will sail over to their little island, and re invent their language a second time • Scotland: Unfortunately for Scotland, You tubers compete to set records for how fast one can lose their campaign • Spain: Be careful, who you call ugly: in high school • Portugal: You either die a knock-off of Spain, or live long enough, to establish a colony in the British Isles • The Aztecs: At the start of your campaign, consider yourself lucky, that the Aztec empire and its ginormous military, are an ocean away • Moors: The resources near Timbuktu, will single handedly fund, our enormous military budget • Sicily: No matter where you run, or where you hide, the Sicilian computer will find you, and it will declare war-on-you • Egypt: Introducing the faction, who’s capital, will be targeted for more crusades and Jihads, than Jerusalem • Timurids: I wonder how many people who purchased this game, have played a campaign long enough, to know the Timurids exist • The Turks: You will ironically, evolve from being the greatest existential threat to Europe, to becoming it’s savior from armageddon • the Byzantine Empire: In the next episode of everyone hates the Byzantines, watch how this former glory, attempts to fight a war, on every imaginable front • Russia: You might crush peasants in Feudal Bretonnia, but in Soviet Novgorod peasants crush you • Hungary: It’s amazing, how we can remain invisible to the enemy, when we sport the most conspicuous colors, on our armor • Poland: Our infantry and archers may age like milk, but our cavalry, will age like wine • Denmark: It seems that Denmark, has enough armor piercing capabilities, to be able to repel, a SkyNet invasion • The Holy Roman Empire: The award, for the most disappointing units in the total war series, belongs to these guys • Milan: Introducing the faction, that has made players more salty, than the Dead Sea • Venice: Kids these days, will never appreciate the value, of frequent balance changes, and patches • The Papal States: Excommunicating is my business, and business is good! • #Medieval2 #TotalWar

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