Steamed Hams But Its The Confrontation From Les Misérables

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Memes amirite? • Support me/get mp3s at: • / relaxwithme • Produced and performed by RelaxWithMe. • Based on The Confrontation by Claude-Michel Schönberg and Herbert Kretzmer from the musical Les Misérables . • / relaxwithmeee • / relaxwithme • / relaxwithme • Lyrics: • Chalmers: Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. • Skinner: Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. • Chalmers: Myeah. • Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ha ha ha, Delightfully devilish, Seymour. • Chalmers: Ah- • Skinner: Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. • Isometric exercise. Care to join me? • Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? • Skinner: Uh- Oh.That isn't smoke. By god, It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm mmmm. Steamed clams. • Chalmers: (Grunts) • Skinner: Whew. • Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers. • Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. • Skinner: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. • Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams? • Skinner:Yes. It's a regional dialect. • Chalmers: Uh-huh. Uh, what region? • Skinner: Uh, upstate New York. • Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams. • Skinner: Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. • Chalmers: I see. • Chalmers:You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. • Skinner: Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. • Chalmers: For steamed hams. • Skinner: Yes. • Chalmers: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. • Skinner: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. • Chalmers: Of course. • Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. • Chalmers: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? • Skinner: Aurora Borealis. • Chalmers: Uh- • Chalmers: Aurora Borealis, here? • • Aurora, at this time of year? • • Aurora, at this time of day? • And in this part of the country? • Localized entirely • within your room of cookery? • I must gaze behind that door • May I see it then, Seymour? • Skinner: Believe of me what you will. • There is a duty I’m sworn to do. • You know nothing of the lights. • They’re a hazard to your eyes! • I am warning you, SuperIntendant. • I have stronger eyes by far. • Skinner’s Mother: Seymour! The house is on fire! • Skinner: No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. • Skinner: No. • Skinner: And this I swear to you tonight. • Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow. • Skinner: The aurora will live within my care. • Chalmers: But I must say. • Skinner: And I’ll endure the Northern Lights. • Skinner Chalmers: I swear to you, you (I) steam a good ham. • Skinner’s Mother: Help! Help!

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