Cartman isnt Just Sure Hes HIV Positive SOUTH PARK

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Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure. • Tonsil Trouble S12 • Subscribe to South Park: / @southpark • Watch more South Park: / southpark • About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. • Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes • Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop • Follow South Park: • Instagram: / southpark • Twitter: / southpark • Facebook: / southpark • #SouthPark #SouthParkS12 • EXT. MAGIC JOHNSON'S HOUSE - DAY • Establishing. • INT. MAGIC JOHNSON'S HOUSE - DAY • Magic Johnson is kicked back on his couch, talking on the phone and spinning a basketball with the television on in front of him. We can see several glass encased basketballs and awards. His Butler appears behind him. • BUTLER • Magic, Magic, could you come to the front for a minute? There are a couple of boys here to see you. Two, brave little buddies who -- against all odds have journeyed across America to find the cure for AIDS. All they have is each other in a race against time. • Magic stares at him. Then CUT IN TIGHT on Magic's face, a tear runs from his eye. • MAGIC JOHNSON • (sniffle) • INT. MAGIC JOHNSON'S HOUSE - DAY • The boys are standing before Magic Johnson in his super awesome LA mansion. • KYLE • Thank you for seeing us, Mr. Johnson, we were just hoping... that maybe you have some kind of key that could help us with our disease. • MAGIC JOHNSON • You boys BOTH have the virus? Are you sure? • CARTMAN • We're not just sure, we're HIV positive. • KYLE • (EXPLODING) • WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THAT?! • (Beat) • WHAT PART OF THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU? • CARTMAN • Kyle, we need to try to find- • KYLE • What part of being INFECTED WITH A DEADLY DISEASE do YOU find funny?! • A beat. • CARTMAN • I DON'T think it's funny, Kyle. • KYLE • THEN STOP SAYING YOU'RE NOT JUST SURE, YOU'RE HIV POSITIVE! • Cartman stares at Kyle. • KYLE • THIS isn't funny, AIDS isn't funny, DYING isn't funny, so shut the FUCK UP. • CARTMAN • Well excuse me, Kyle, for trying to keep some OPTIMISM. You know, sometimes when things seems their darkest you just need to try and stay... HIV positive. But if you want to be so HIV negative all the time- • KYLE • KNOCK IT OFF! RIGHT NOW! • Cartman stares at Kyle. • KYLE • THIS ISN'T FUNNY! AT ALL! • CARTMAN • Are you sure? • KYLE • YES! • CARTMAN • Are you HIV positi-- OW!! • Kyle slugs Cartman in the face. • CARTMAN • OW! FUCK, KYLE!

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