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COWS WITH GUNS
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Cows With Guns • Dana Lyons • • • Fat and docile, big and dumb • They look so stupid, they aren't much fun • • Cows aren't fun • • They eat to grow, grow to die • Die to be et at the hamburger fry • Cows well done • Nobody thunk it, nobody knew • No one imagined the great cow guru • Cows are one • He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal • He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal • Cow Tse Tongue • He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred • He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd • Cow dol- drums • He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die • Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high • Bad cow pun • But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate • Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate • Cows are bummed • He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy • No one suspected he was packing an Uzi • • Cows with guns • They came with a needle to stick in his thigh • He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye • Cow well hung • Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door • Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor • Run cows run! • He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay • We are free roving bovines, we run free today • • We will fight for bovine freedom • And hold our large heads high • We will run free with the Buffalo, or die • Am G , Am • Cows with guns • • They crashed the gate in a great stampede • Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed • Cows have fun • Sixty police cars were piled in a heap • Covered in cow pies, covered up deep • Much cow dung • Black smoke rising, darkening the day • Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way • We will fight for bovine f reedom • And hold our large heads high • We will run free with the Buffalo, or die • Am G , Am • • Cows with guns • • The President said • enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough • Cow dung flung • The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief • Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef • Cows on buns • • The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed • They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay • • Cows out gunned • (no music) • The order was given to turn cows to whoppers • Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers • But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers • Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers • • We will fight for bovine freedom • • And hold our large heads high • • We will run free with the Buffalo, or die • Am G , Am • • Cows with guns • • • guitar tabs, guitar chords and lyrics: • http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/www...
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