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Hooks and Needles Yarn Rap
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[Skip Intro: 1:04] • (Click the CC icon at the bottom edge for lyrics!) • This is the Yorkshire Yarns official rap. Be sure to look for a candid appearance by the incomparable, Cat Bordhi. We take yarn fun quite seriously. :-) • www.yorkshireyarns.com • Yorkshire Yarns • 6122 Motor Ave SW • Lakewood WA 98499 • (253)589-9276 • Music, lyrics production by Tyler Acord (Scout). Lyrics - Skyler Acord. Vocals Skyler, Tyler Heather Acord. • -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- • LYRICS: • Intro: • Yo/ Straight from the streets of the suburbs of Lakewood/ You aint never seen crafts like this before/ We got the hooks on this track, so DJ drop the needle • (Scratching): • Yorkshire Yarns/ I knit around fools all night and day/ Anybody who think that they can crochet • 1st Verse: • I got 5 skeins of Cash'/ For every hank of Cascade you newbie needle droppers all wish you had/ Playa' don't mad at me/ 'Cuz I purl like a G / And can magic loop around you, and your mommy/ How does it feel?/ Bustin' over socks when I eat those for meals/ Always in my basement spinnin' my wheel/ Gotta wind this alpaca hair 'cuz I learned a new heel/ Then I'll be back to the shop lookin' for more steals/ And that's real/ Fools try to copy my patterns but I might switch/ Leave you stuck up in your blanket project like a tight stitch/ My colors are the dopest ever seen/ And people always think my sweaters come from machines/ But they don't/ And I won't use/ Nothin' but .2's/ All your needles look the same/ And that's so lame/ But don't hate the knitter/ Hate the game son • Chorus: • Think twice before you battle this crew/ Hats knit fast right passed you/ We go continental too/ Hooks and needles how we do • x2 • (Scratching): • Don't touch my stitch counter/ I know you're not making a scarf right now/ Where'd you put my pattern book?/ Do NOT touch my stitch counter! • Verse 2: • Yo/ Yarnover-kill/ I knit my hats with spears when I need a thrill/ 'Cuz I'm hardcore/ Use my favorite yarn store/ So much I get free room and board/ (You got yarn?)/ Well I got more/ Kertzer Chunky Marble 'cuz right now that's what's in style/ Yak is not my favorite but the yak hair makes me smile/ Rowan Calmer's good but I aint used it in a while/ Cascade 220? I got that, I can stretch it half a mile/ From the worsted to the bested/ I best-ed all the rest did/ You ever stop to think/ 'Cuz your doilies really stink?/ But when I felt and shrink/ I get it fuzzy in a blink/ As far as setting trends, man I stay on the brink/ You made a pattern once?/ Well I made like 40/ Well, for real I stole mine from Cat Bordhi/ (But the point is)/ Knit, Crochet, Pick, or throw/ All your stitches, they just got owned so... • Chorus • Outro: • You have just witnessed/ The real O.G. stitches/ If you out there thinkin' you're slick with the knit/ You better watch your back! • (Scratching): • Y-o-r-k-s-h-i-r-e Yarns/ Yorkshire Yarns
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