Eminem The Real Slim Shady 8D AUDIO🎧
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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (8D AUDIO)🎧 • You are highly recommended to wear headphones to hear and feel the 8D❗ • TURN MY POST NOTIFICATION ON, • SIT TIGHT WHAT'S COMING NEXT❗ • • MAKE SURE HIT THE SUBSCRIBE AND LIKE BUTTON❗ • ENJOY❗❗❗ • Official accounts of Eminem: • https://www.eminem.com/ • / eminem • / eminem • / eminemvevo • / eminem • For inquiries or copyright issues, please contact us ▸ [email protected] • Lyrics • [Intro] • May I have your attention, please? • May I have your attention, please? • Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? • I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? • We're gonna have a problem here... • [Verse 1] • Y'all act like you never seen a white person before • Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door • And started whoopin' her ass worse than before • They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!) • It's the return of the Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding • He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? • And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots! • Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!) • Feminist women love Eminem • Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him • Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what • Flippin' the you-know-who, Yeah, but he's so cute though. • Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose • But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms • Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose • But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose • My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips • And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss • And that's the message that we deliver to little kids • And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is • Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is • By the time they hit fourth grade • They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? • We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals • Who cut other people open like cantaloupes • But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes • Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope • But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote • Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes— • [Hook] • I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady • All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating • So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up • Please stand up, please stand up? • 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady • All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating • So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up • Please stand up, please stand up? • [Verse 2] • Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records • Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! • You think I give a damn about a Grammy? • Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me • But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? • Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? • So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? • Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs • So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst • And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first • Little bitch put me on blast on MTV • Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee. • I should download her audio on MP3 • And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD • I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups • All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you • And there's a million of us just like me • Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me • Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me • And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me • [Hook] • [Verse 3] • I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only givin' you • Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room • The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all • And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all • I just get on the mic and spit it • And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it • Better than 90% of you rappers out can • Then you wonder: How can • Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? • It's funny, ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 • I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting • Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens • And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working • And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking • He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings • Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck! • With his windows down and his system up • So will the real Shady please stand up • And put one of those fingers on each hand up? • And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control • And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? • #music #rap #eminem • #8D #8DAUDIO #8DSongs #8DMUSIC #8DAUDIO #8DSongs
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