Youtor
The Magikarp Song
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An ode to one of the greatest (and weakest) Pokémon of all: Magikarp! Celebrate the beloved Pokémon and sing along to the Magikarp Song! • Official site: http://www.pokemon.com • Shop: http://www.pokemoncenter.com • Facebook: / pokemon • Twitter: / pokemon • Instagram: / pokemon • Tumblr: / www • The Magikarp Song Lyrics • Totally pathetic, unreliable. • Known throughout the world • for being super weak. • Maybe in ancient times • it was really strong. • That’s what the rumors say, • but they’re probably wrong. • But now it’s so weak, • the weakest in the land. • So weak that it’s sad, • really really sad. • The weak Pokémon, • that’s you, Magikarp. • But though you are the weakest, • still you’ve won my heart. • Oh, weak Pokémon, • my love for you is strong. • Honestly, it’s magical • you’ve survived this long. • All it does is jump and splash, • jump and splash around. • It splashes up whole mountains • and all the way back down. • Why jump? What’s the point • when nobody cares? • It uses Splash in battle. • Nothing happens. • Jumping and splashing, • every single day. • Until Pidgeotto… • carries it away. • The jumping Pokémon, • that’s you, Magikarp. • Although your moves are pointless, • still you’ve won my heart. • Oh, splashing Pokémon, • my love for you is strong. • Honestly, it’s magical • you’ve survived this long. • Wherever you go fishing, • it’s the first you’ll catch. • Even with an Old Rod, • you’ll soon have quite a batch. • Cast off in a river, • or a puddle, or the sea. • Anywhere your hook is, • Magikarp will be. • The slightest current • will carry it away. • Anyplace the river bends… • that's where they all stay. • A nibble on the line… • that's you, Magikarp. • Right back in you go, • because you’ve won my heart. • Thought I caught a bite… • but it’s Magikarp. • I could never eat you… • because you’ve won my heart. • Its Shiny form • sparkles golden in the light. • But don't be deceived. • It's still Magikarp inside. • Evolving into Gyarados • makes it super strong. • Waiting to reach that level • takes way too long. • Did you just buy one • at the store yesterday? • Sorry, there’s no refunds. Please go away. • The pity Pokémon, • that’s you, Magikarp. • Although they think • you’re worthless… • still you’ve won my heart. • The pity Pokémon, • Magikarp, it’s true. • At least your lowly ranking… • means nothing to you. • Beloved Pokémon, • that’s you, Magikarp. • Somehow you’ve turned weakness • into a kind of art. • You’re my Pokémon, • Magikarp, my dream… • Six matching Magikarp, • that’ll be my team. • Beloved Pokémon, • that's you, Magikarp. • Magical and special, • of course you’ve won my heart. • The greatest Pokémon, • Magikarp, it’s true. • And that’s why I’ve written • this love song just for you!
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