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YO MAMA BATTLE of Compliments
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Let's not insult each others' mamas. DOWNLOAD the Song: http://bit.ly/YoMamaSo LYRICS BELOW! • Written Directed by: Rhett Link • Co-written by NSP • / ninjasexparty • Music Production: Mark Byers • http://www.markaholic.com/ • Produced by: Stevie Wynne Levine • Shot and Edited by: Benjamin Eck • Production Coordinator: Kendall Hawley, Jason Inman • LYRICS: • Yo mama's so cuddly that puppies watch Youtube videos of her. • Yo mama's so bold she's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word. • Yo mama's so wise, Yoda often texts her for advice. • Yo mama's so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice). • Yo mama's so pleasant that instead of sweating, her body emits a continuous gentle breeze. • Yo mama's so precious, that Gollum was all like What ring? (Gollum!) • Yo mama's so adaptable that Darwin wrote a book about her entitled The Origin of the Denises. • Your mom's name is Denise, right? No it's Trudy but she's so accommodating she'll probably answer to it. • Yo mama's so musical that I confuse Yo Mama with Yo Yo Ma • Yo mama's so chill that she addresses me as brah • Yo mama's so full of joy and cheer, she put the detergent industry out of business. • Yo mama's so dazzling that your dad glues her to the outside of your house at Christmas. • Yo mama's so environmentally conscious that she can read the thoughts of trees. • Yo mama's so creative, MacGyver brings her things and he's like What can I do with these? • Yo mama's so brave that if a saw her fighting a bear, I would pray for the bear. • Yo mama's so compassionate that she knits sweaters for homeless kittens made out of her own hair. • Yo mama's so energetic that she equals mass times the speed of light to the second power • Yo mama's so clean that she makes the soap feel dirty when she's takin' a shower. • Yo mama's so magnetic that she's even got pull with Magneto. • Yo mama's so enjoyable she like a hug wrapped in laughter wrapped in a magic show wrapped in a delicious chicken burrito. • Yo mama's so indescribably awesome that... • How indescribably awesome is she? I'm having a hard time describing her. • Yo mama's so intelligent that she makes me feel inferior when I don't use words good. • Yo mama's so crafty that she built a fully functional smartphone out of glitter and balsa wood. • Yo mama's so outgoing that she is, at this very moment, in space. • Yo mama's so careful she keeps her iPhone case in an iPhone case case. • Yo mama's so unpredictable that psychics refuse to give her a reading. • Yo mama's so persuasive that she convinced a cop that pulled her over that he was speeding. • Yo mama's so stable that horses are like, Yo, can we stay with you? • Yo mama's so resilient every morning she sprinkles her cereal with bird flu. • Yo mama's so loving that I wish she was my mama!
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