quotTEENIE WEENIEquot ft Lucas Mann and Howie Favichia

>> YOUR LINK HERE: ___ http://youtube.com/watch?v=LTeCMoZCo24

SUBSCRIBE PLS :* • BUY THE ALBUM HERE: https://hollowedrecords.indiemerch.com/ • GET MERCH HERE: https://hollowedrecords.indiemerch.com/ • THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES • I FIND MYSELF INSIDE THE RESTROOM • THE FEAR IS SETTING IN • I APPROACH THE WALL OF MEN • EACH ONE EMPTYING THEIR MEMBERS • I UNZIP MY PANTS • AND BEGIN TO SWEAT PROFUSELY • THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED • THE MAN NEXT TO ME CAUGHT A PEEK AT MY DICK • THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING • THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A STALL • IT’ SO HARD TO USE A URINAL WITH A DICK THIS SMALL • I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF • FUCK • THEY SAY ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT • BUT IT MY CASE IM BARELY AFLOAT • IT DOESNT GET MUCH HARDER THAN THIS. • NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AS HARD AS I GETS • SOME GUYS DESCRIBE IT AS A TIC TAC • BUT THERE ISN’T A MINI VERSION OF THAT • IT’S MORE LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE • EVERYBODY STOPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK TWICE • IT’ SORT OF LIKE A TEENY TINY MUFFIN • MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A SECOND BELLY BUTTON • I'LL LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS • I'LL NEVER HAVE TO BUY A SINGLE TOOTH PICK • HONESTLY, IT’S LIKE IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST • I CAN EVEN KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED EVERY TIME THAT I SIT • TEENY WEENIE • I HAVE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST COCK • TEENY WEENIE • SOMETIMES I FILL MY PANTS WITH MY SOCKS

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