Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labw • • my new CD, words, words, words, is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/word... • • • music and lyrics by bo burnham • • hey I'm Santa Claus, • I'm the king of snow • I hate my wife because • she is ho ho ho • She used to please me everyday • Then she made it clear • that Santa's only s'pose to come once year • Now i buy whores • Rock n roll • and i stuff their stockings • with my north pole • • I had a wonderful life • With a healthy household • and a beautiful wife • and a pot full of gold • then my wife spent my riches all by herself • and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf • now i drink all day • and a part of me dies • cause my wife's gettin gangbanged • by the rice krispie guys • • Everyday i get up, and i get to work late, • my boss says hey whatsup? • i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit • the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat • big pussy! i cant argue with that • if another kid gives me frosted flakes • i swear on my life, ill eat his parents. • • im the easter bunny hey im back • used to funny now im hooked on crack • heaps of heroine aint no joke • marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke • coooooke • drugs for life thats my plan • but now i have no attention sp..... • • • hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick • i think they got herpes from some irish chick • • santa, tony, could you guys please stop? • oh snap.....crackle and pop

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