I Do Improv

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Huge thanks to Brendan Mulhern (https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/sa..., / brendaaaaaamn ) and Doananh Lui for making this video and rap possible. • Lyrics: • I do motherfucking improv • That's how I get my motherfucking rocks off • One stage, two chairs, is all I need cuz • I do fucking improv • Classes at the UCB, stage time at the PIT • Did a show at IO West, yo that was the shit • Call backs for Boom Chicago, but didn't get it • Amsterdam, hell yes. Cruise ship? Forget it • Played with Susan Messing, Besser gave me hits of chronic • Saw TJ and Dave way before he hit the Sonic • Greyhound to the festivals, hitting every city • Yeah, I'll be at Del Close but the slot I got is pretty shitty • Assscat 3000, you my dawg • Did an Armando once, Horatio Sanz did the monologue • I wanna like L.A. but I can't afford the Ground-langs • Tried out for Who's Line, I got cut at second round. Thanks. • I do motherfucking improv • That's how I get my motherfucking rocks off • One stage, two chairs, is all I need cuz • I do fucking improv, I do fucking improv • I don't do short form, fuck that shit • Unless I'm paid for an outgig then I rock that shit • I usually do the Harold, but it's not your classic Harold • It's a modified Harold, you've never seen it before, bitch • I coach a troupe, they're fucking green • They still use a sweep to end every scene • And I don't really care, but I'll always be there • Cuz I'm trying to fuck that girl who just turned eighteen • (show time!) • Grab my flannel shirt, run my hand through my beard • And I pop a couple Xanax so I don't feel too weird • Depressed, anxious, awkward, that's me • But when I hit the stage I'm motherfucking free • I do motherfucking improv • That's how I get my motherfucking rocks off • One stage, two chairs, is all I need cuz • I do fucking improv, I do fucking improv • My warm ups are organic, my troupe has one hispanic • Don't panic, the get's Titanic, I'll play a manic mechanic • This scene is fucking magic, the laughter is gigantic • The audience loves my antics, which is why I'm such an addict • That show was fucking classic, I'm all aglow • Time for twenty minutes of notes for a thirty minute show • Crack me a PBR or a cold Natty Boh • That girl in the audience, where the fuck did she go? • If only there were scouts, I know I'm gonna make it • My parents say I'm dreaming, but fuck I'm not awake yet • I love it, I need it, I don't care if I ain't famous • Life is a scene, and I know what the game is • I do motherfucking improv • That's how I get my motherfucking rocks off • One stage, two chairs, is all I need cuz • I do fucking improv

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