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MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA Party in the USA Parody THE SSP
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Get this on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/midd... • / thesupersecretproject • / thessp • http://www.thesupersecretproject.com • • • I LOST MY JOB AND THEN MY SUCCESS • BUT I HAVE A WORTHLESS COLLEGE DEGREE • WELCOME TO TEETERING ON HOMELESSNESS • I NEED A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE • DEFERRED MY LOANS CUZ I COULDN'T PAY 'EM ON TIME • LOOK TO THE FUTURE AND I SEE THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE • IT'S GOT ME APPREHENSIVE • EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE • THE BUBBLE BURST AND I AM SURE YOU'VE HEARD THIS • MY HOME EQUITY IS WORTHLESS • I PAY MY TAXES TO BENEFIT A CEO • BUT I WANNA KEEP MY CELL PHONE ON • AND KEEP MY CABLE ON • AND MAYBE FIX MY LAWN • • SO I PUT MY HANDS UP LIKE I'M GETTING ROBBED • THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO OR SAY • CHARGING THE CARD RIGHT HERE • CUZ I'M BOUNCING THE CHECK RIGHT THERE • AND I COULD GET A BAILOUT IF I WAS GM • OR IF MY NAME WAS FANNIE MAE • YEAH • I'M MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA • YEAH • I'M MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA • • I COMMUTE IN MY CAR ITS A PIECE OF CRAP • BUT I CAN'T AFFORD A NEW ONE NOW • LIKE WHY'S THIS DUDE BACK AT JIFFY LUBE • DOES HE JUST GO THERE TO HANG OUT? • SO HARD WHEN MY KIDS NEED BRACES • AND I LOOK INTO THEIR MESSED UP FACES • CUZ ORTHODONTICS GOT ME SKITTISH • I GUESS I'LL TELL PEOPLE THEY'RE BRITISH • IT'S DISCONCERTING WHEN MY CHILDREN COME HOME SICK • WHEN I JUST LOST MY INSURANCE • THAT'S WHEN THE ATM RETURNS MY CARD TO ME • CUZ MY ACCOUNT WAS OVERDRAWN • DUE TO INSUFFICIENT FUNDS • SO NOW I'M PLAYIN' DONKEY KONG • • SO I PUT MY HANDS UP CUZ I'VE HAD ENOUGH • WITH THE WAY THINGS ARE THESE DAYS • AM I BUYING GENERIC YEAH • IS MY WIFE IN HYSTERICS YEAH • CUZ I JUST TOLD HER I BOUGHT THE GROCERIES • BY CASHING OUT MY 401K • NO MORE CHEERIOS • WHEN IT'S TIME TO START MY DAY • IT'S HONEY TOASTED OATS • FOR THE DISAPPEARING CLASS IN THE USA • • FEEL LIKE ROBBING A BANK TONIGHT • (YEAH THAT SEEMS RIGHT) • MAYBE I'LL START WITH COUNTRYWIDE • (WHERE I RE-FIED) • I WONDER HOW THEY SLEEP AT NIGHT • (BUT I'MA BE ALRIGHT) • CUZ I JUST BOUGHT SOME STOCK IN ASTROGLIDE • • SO I TAKE MY WIFE OUT TO THE OLIVE GARDEN • FOR OUR TENTH ANNIVERSARY • FILLING UP ON SALAD YEAH • FREE BREADSTICKS WITHOUT A CARE • I KNOW IT'S NOT THE RITZ BUT I'M ON A BUDGET • AND WHEN YOU'RE HERE YOU'RE FAMILY • YEAH • YOU'RE ALSO MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA • DESSERT WE SHARE • CUZ WE'RE MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA • • SO I THROW MY PLANS OUT FOR THAT SWIMMING POOL • THE OLD ONE'S GONNA HAVE TO STAY • CUZ THE ROOF NEEDS TO BE REPAIRED • AND I'M NOT A FRIGGIN' MILLIONAIRE • SO I'M SORRY KIDS BUT THAT DISNEY TRIP • IS PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO WAIT • I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR • BUT WE'RE MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA • WE'RE LIVING ON A PRAYER • WE'RE MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA
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