Welcome to Team Fortress

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I still like TF2. • This song is a parody of Bo Burnham's 'Welcome to the Internet' - • Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham ... • Available on: • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/track/4bWkjS... • Apple Music - http://itunes.apple.com/album/id/1743... • Amazon Music - https://music.amazon.co.uk/albums/B0D... • Bandcamp - https://hintshot.bandcamp.com/track/w... • Soundcloud - / welcome-to-team-fortress • And anywhere and everywhere you're listening. • My Patreon - / hintshot • My Discord server - / discord • Lyrics: • Welcome to Team Fortress • Have a look around • Anything the internet has shown you can be found • We've got update-sized updates • Some better, some worse • If none of it makes sense to you • You wouldn't be the first • Welcome to Team Fortress • Please select a class • Would you like to buy some taunts • Or pay a fee to talk in chat? • There's a few things to tweak first • This view's not the best • Just go online and you can find out the rest • Welcome to Team Fortress • I don't mean to deter • Use a weapon that you like • And then be called a racial slur • Be friendly, be angry • Be filled with dismay • Our own developers don't want us to play • Welcome to Team Fortress • For content, we're on top • Watch reactions, watch the drama • Watch the analytics drop • We've got hoovies and boxspies • And fresh new installs • And a bunch of lazy clipart skins • With neon colours that'll make your eyes bleed • Welcome to Team Fortress • Hold on to your hats • 'Cus a random guy is spamming links • To scam sites in the chat • There are aimbots and pockets • And full Engie teams • Don't look at me, I just came here from the memes • See a man get headshot • Push the payload, kick a bot • Go get balanced to the RED team • Whether you like it or not • Buy balloons or magic brooms • Or spread some rumours 'bout YouTubers • Or unbox unusual bloomers • Attempt humorous manoeuvres on the- • Here's a forty-dollar hat • The market's on the rise • Here's a weapon you've already found a hundred-thousand times • How would you rate your last game? • Like we give a shit • Your killstreak would look better if it • Had a random crit • Could I interest you in everything • All of the time? • A little bit of everything • All of the time? • Casual is a casualty • And burnout is a crime • Anything and everything • All of the time • Could I interest you in everything • All of the time? • A little bit of everything • All of the time? • Casual is a casualty • Complaining is a crime • Anything and everything and • Anything and everything and • Anything and everything and • All of the time • Thank you.

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