Life is Brutal

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What could possibly go wrong when a heavy metal band narrates your life? • A Collaboration with FamilyJules7x: / familyjules7x • Download Life is Brutal on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/lif... • Loudr: https://loudr.fm/release/life-is-brut... • Bandcamp: https://lylemcdouchebag.bandcamp.com/... • Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Life-Brutal-Exp... • Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/a... • Spotify: https://player.spotify.com/album/4BsA... • Cast (in order of appearance) • NateWantsToBattle: / natewantstobattle • RazörFist: / xrazorfistx • The Completionist: / thatonevideogamer • Rodrigo Huerta: / elcid1984 • Morgan Want: / morganwant • Jaxxy Tomar: / jaxamoto • Royalty free FX by BlinkFarm • Lyrics: • WAKE UP • Drag your body out into the daylight • Eat your breakfast to start off the day right • Take a shower and get nice and soapy • And when you wash your balls be very thorough because • We’re ALWAYS THERE • WE CAN SMELL • IF THERE’S SMEGMA WE CAN TELL • CAREFUL NOW THE BLADE IS SHARP • This hubris • So careless • You’ve paid the price in PAIN • BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED THIS DAY • A single cog in this robotic monotony • Become one with the daily grind • Hail to the sultan of this workplace autocracy • Refrain from giving him a piece of your mind • I assume if you’re employed still, he can’t understand me • What would happen if I broke this modus operandi? • To clarify: • Have you ever told your boss that you think he’s a DICKHEAD? • You sure fuckin told everybody else • Put the METAL to the pedal now! Start spinning your tires! • We poured the fuel, and now you’re fired! • That guy CUT YOU OFF • THIS MEANS FUCKING WAR (FLIP HIM OFF) • LET THE FINGER VENGEANCE SOAR (LETS FLIP HIM OFF) • We’re ALWAYS THERE • See everything • Each passing day our repertoire gets more embarrassing • Do they know that instead of porn you look at their friends’ facebook pictures? • We could tell them all about how much you say the N-Word when no one’s around • Or that one time when you pretended you had cancer for attention • It’s all between just you and us because we’re • ALWAYS THERE! • Now you’re thinking about the • Time you saw your own • Grandmother’s Vagina • So you don’t cum too soon • WHOOOOOAAAA! YOU DID IT ANYWAY! • ALWAYS THERE! • YOU EVEN TOLD US THAT IN CONFIDENCE! • DAMN IT, give us some room • Do they know that you’re notorious for hogging all the bed sheets? • So inconsiderate, GOD • You’re so lucky that we put up with you • GOODNIGHT • (Heavy Metal Snoring x8)

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