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HONEST PeugeotCitroen Commercial
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this video is an honest fan made commercial for Peugeot/Citroen vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make • contact email: • contact email: • [email protected] • ------------------------------------ • Voice-over: • [email protected] • youtube: / @jessycausey • ------------------------------------- • Song used: • MOVE LIKE THAT • by WLDHRT • ------------------------------------- • mods: • ------------------------------------- • special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the • Jeep Wrangler • Dodge Charger • Maserati granturismo • link to their site: https://boosty.to/kenemationmods • ------------------------------------- • special thanks to spadie for providing • the Jeep Compass • link: / discord • ------------------------------------- • • script: • This • Oh god damn it, do we have to do this one? • Fine lets do it • Just remember you asked for it • Our cars are terrible • Seriously • The only fast thing in our cars • is our... • Take your time • Is our drivers in bed • They look as good as your mom in jean shorts • they’re as reliable as north Korean missiles • And we use so much plastic we make phub look like an environmental organization • But no matter how terrible they are • Which is alot • our cars are loved world wide • No they’re not • Our cars are loved world wide • “not” • Just look at Iran they make and sell a crap ton of them • Mostly because they don’t have a choice • But it still counts • Although Our drivers aren’t any better • The majority of them are non carguys that are super PC and drive like NPCs • And the minority are carguys that thought having a french car makes more sense than having a polo • But they’re French so no one cares what they think • Its not like we’re small or don’t have the resources • We own a chunk of stellantis and are technically related to these cars • Some say its a tactic to make cars that are so terrible that it makes the rest of the lineup look great • But im afraid that was an unintended byproduct • I mean sure we’ve made a cool car here and there but even a broken clock is right twice a day • People give us props for being cool in the group B era but so was ford • And their car basically ended the damn sport • Peugeot/Citroen • We don't need a tagline because we honestly couldn't care less • please stop telling people you got a great deal, you really didn't • Also Your hatchback isn't a hot hatch its barely even a car • #ad #peugeot #citroen #car • tags: • DYTASTIC,honest commercial,honest beamng commercial,commercial,ad,honest peugeot citroen commercial,honest peugeot commercial,honest citroen commercial,french car,peugeot,citroen,rally,group b,peugeot 205,car commercial,car videos,car video,race,drift,jump,offroad,dodge,dodge charrger,ram trx,alfa romeo,car crash,beamng crashes,car spotting,car meet,car commercials,funny,funny car videos,humor,comedy
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