J Pee Watched Pot Official Music Video

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J Pee, in a daring attempt to answer a question that has baffled scientists for centuries, sets out to prove once and for all... • That, goddamnit, you can make a rap song about anything. • WATCHED POT • Directors: Corrin Evans Justin Frick • Cinematographer/Editor: Justin Frick • Producer: Maddie McGuire (Red Mouse Pictures) • Music Producer: Danny Eldridge • Written by: J Pee (Jesse Pepe) • Also Starring: • Alasdair Martin as Paul, Mom, Girlfriend, Whiny Prick, Stagehand • Elaine Partnow as drunk and disinterested Grandmother • Turner Browne as sleepy, lethargic Grandfather • Maddie McGuire as bored-but-supportive friend who texts on her phone • J Pee created by Jesse Pepe • J Pee • / jpeemusic • Insta: jessepepe1111 • Twitter: @JessePepe1111 • Red Mouse Pictures • http://www.redmousepictures.com/ • Insta: redmousepics • Justin Frick • http://ajustinfricktake.com/ • Insta: itsjustinfrick • Daniel Eldridge • / dannyeldridge • Insta: dannyeldridge_ • A VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO: • Roman • Gary Gilliam • Robert Wells • Henry Bong • Emilie Starr • Sam Irvin • Luke Miller • Ana Ban Ana • Elaine Partnow • Alex Pollini • Cas Bradbeer • Jon Scott • Ariel Rose • Chloe Zak • Wilson Allen Williams • Ryan Turner • Ron Merom • Daniel Mentz • Jenna Watt • Colleen Collins • LYRICS: • A watched pot never boils huh? • Suck my dick • Replace the m of idiom with a t • And you get idiot • And that is who the fuck those bitches are • Who spit that shit • Words of wisdom based on fibs and I will not fall for it • Don’t offer it • Don’t they know that you can not mother-fuck with science? • Me staring at the pot don’t stop the goddamn heat risin, • It’s not like by eyeballs are gonna cool its climate, • What? I got freeze rays like a villain from a Batman comic. • Where we at? It’s getting warm, like a moist vagina • Lookin for those bubbles like Waldo, bitch I’m gon find ya • Prove to the world that this bullshit phrase ain’t true • You’re gonna boil while I eye fuck the shit out of you. • “Are these dishes clean brotha?” • Shut the fuck up Paul! • I’m watch this water boil bitch you can clean them all • Tryna put dissonance in my diligence • You dumb ass hoe? • My vigilant eyes tryna criminal fuck this H20! • RING RING! • HELLO?! • “Honey we have news, it's okay if you cry, do you have a moment? We'd like to Facetime? • Fuck no ma! I’m hella busy, let me call you back. • “Honey this is important, your grandmother had a heart attack • We're at the hospital so please put the phone to your face • She’s fucking dead mom, okay? I think grandma can wait • “Don’t talk to your mother like that” • Oh I’m so scared of you dad • You told me this lie in the first place • You remember that? • I was just minding my own business making water for tea • Then you came into the kitchen and mufucking lied to me? • “It’s just an expression, Jesus I thought you knew that.” • “Plus it was years ago, weren’t you like ten?” • YES DAD! • Clearly, your bullshit expression really fucked me up • I’m on a crusade of truth now, you Judas cunt! • THROWS PHONE DRAMATICALLY • Goddamn that’s blistering • I see the tiny bubbles rising in sweet synchronicity • A scientific symphony • Such a submerged cacophony • These air droplets are growing bigger • Like my dick in an oral cavity • Watching my depravity come crashing down like gravity • This hypothesis is overflowing into a proven factuality • That watching a pot of water boil is a hard substantiality • And my vision isn’t a hindrance to a certified eventuality • And if you don’t agree with me then you’re a fucking hater • WOOF WOOF! • Fuck off, Guillermo, whiny bitch, I’ll feed you later! • Cuz it’s about to happen, it’s the moment I’ve been waiting for • I’ve got blue balls, this water teasing me just like whore • Any second now it is gonna release its gasses • A more beautiful sight to see than even Kate Upton’s ass is • YASSS! • “Daddy I just threw up blood.” • Shut up you whiny prick! • AHAHA! • We’re boiling now! • You just deep-throated my scientific DICK!

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