Lil Dicky ExBoyfriend Official Video
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PENITH is here!!! Listen: https://LilDicky.lnk.to/PenithID • First music video off of Dicky's debut mixtape, So Hard. • Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com • Facebook: • / lildickyrap • Twitter: • / lildickytweets • Soundcloud: • / lil-dicky • Brian Storm on the visuals • http://dreamchaser-films.com • Starring Melissa Soria as Katie • / meet_melissa • And Robert Sidney Mull III as the ex-boyfriend (even hotter in person) • instagram: @robertsidneymull • Lyrics • Verse 1 • Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell • And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell • And I don't fall for chickens • But this one a little different • Body sickening, • plus she really good at making breaded chicken • got me thinkin she the one man • even fully clothed, shawty really fun man • get a lotta hos, but none of those come close • I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd • oh yeah there's one more thing • and I know this shit gonna sound insane • but I still haven't hit it • I admit it, I wish I was kidding • Never been up inside before • Because shes only fucked one guy before • and though I really wanna boink this whore • she ma sweetie 3.14 • so I'm stayin patient, and masterbating, • and now ma heart is sorta racing • cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating • hell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out • I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake • But on the way to crib, we pass this kid, • and he seem to know who Katie is • So I say who this and she say • dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim • Chorus 1 • and I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type • but as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes • cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life • He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod • Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god • And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww • Awww damn • Verse 2 • Man this is crazy • I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady • I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti • Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades • And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay • And then they say, let's get drinks so I say okay • Even though I was about to get laid! • Man this mafucka look like Ashton • Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman • In other words, he's so damn attractive • So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him • now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him • And he payin for it all, he investment bankin... • I'm acting, like i ain't distracted • but I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin • and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss • mid stream, I look left and guess who it is • and I had to see, and I was mad discrete • and I got on my toes and I took a little peek • oh my god becky, look at that cock • Chorus 2 • And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type • But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes • Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life • And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate • Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate • And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt • Aw damn • Verse 3 • I don't know what to do • dude's dick is really huge • I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth • I know she's missin that • My penis isn't that • I'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs • Six pack on a dick • Now what the fuck is that • It's so long and thick • It's like a punching bag • I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing • Got ma dick looking like a raisin • Skin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy • What the fuck should I do? • He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru.... • I think it's time to • Tell Katie ma goodbyes • Cuz I simply can't survive • After seeing what was in between his thighs • So I tell her • Chorus 3 • that this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend • I had to move ma neck to see it end to end • I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense • And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end • Because the sex with him must have been the best • And I would say let's just be friends, • but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye • then she told me dicky I don't really know what to say • because I dated this dude in second grade • so I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd • and then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped • and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came, • I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn ☺ • My mixtape (and this video) is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room. • Beat - How can u stop by Cashous Clay • Check out his instrumental mixtape, he's fantastic • http://www.datpiff.com/Cashous-Clay-U... • al green sample, check him out on itunes • https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/al...
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