Cave Johnson — The Ambition Song

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The tragic tale of one man's quest to touch the sky. • DOWNLOAD (finally): http://www.mediafire.com/?m8545bgut9c... • You know, I don't think Youtube's ever going to make Illustruction's album artwork look good. Here it is in full glory. http://i.imgur.com/c24eO.jpg • And here's his stuff. / illustruction • LYRICS • This on? • Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Olympians, astronauts, war heroes... • You're here because we want the best, • and you are it. • Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. • Because that's...that's not part of the test. • That's asbestos. • Science is built on the shoulders of giants. • Well, maybe Black Mesa. Not Aperture Science! • I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place. (Yes sir!) • Black Mesa didn't fly into space, • storm a beach, or bring back the gold, no sir! • We did! ...Or, so I'm told. • It's you against the world, son. I like your grit. • We want the best, and you are it. • Science isn't about why . Science is about why not? • Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? • Yes, you. Box your stuff. Out the door. • Why not invent a door that won't hit you on the butt? Because YOU ARE FIRED! • Parking lot. Car. Goodbye. • If you need to go to the bathroom, • If you're allergic to peanuts, • If you've cut yourself at all, • If you weren't wearing underpants, • Congratulations! YOU ARE FIRED! • Heh, heh, heh. [Target acquired.] • Now, if you're part of control group Kepler-Seven, • I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS! • {Side note: My apologies. I truly tried to leave that line out. I'm so sorry, everyone.} • Not you, test subject. You're doing fine. • Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. • You're not the control group. The lab boys say • I talk about the control group all damn day. • That gave me an idea: Talk a hundred times a day. • Son of a gun got blue paint, by the way. • I dunno. Caroline, what do these people buy? Hats? • In case you're interested, let us disassemble you! • We put some science stuff in ya, then back together, good as new! • You could walk outta here with a hundred-twenty bucks. • Plus, we're scooping out tumours. You oughtta be paying us. • Hey, why don't you just go ahead and not touch anything • unless it's test related. Thank you for staggering • through Aperture Science's propulsion gel test. • You're here because we want the best. Nope. • [Don't make lemonade. The answer is beneath us. • For giving the gift of knowledge to man, the gods punished Prometheus.] • Welcome to the Enrichment Center. • You're here because we want the best. And guess what? • Ground-up moon rocks are poison! • I am deathly ill. • Caroline, please, bring me more pain pills. • If I die before you people can pour me into a computer... • Great job, Olympian, Astronaut, War hero, (Caroline!) • With your help, we're going to change the world! • Say goodbye, Caroline. • [Now it's Broken Turret's time to shine! • Where do I get my gun? • It's my big chance! • Aw, come on!] • [That was fun, wasn't it?] • I don't own Portal 2, nor do I own The Lazy song.

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