Cartman Professes His Love for Kyle at a Basketball Game SOUTH PARK

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In front of the entire stadium, Cartman gets on the big screen and professes his love for Kyle. • Cartman Finds Love S16 • Subscribe to South Park: / @southpark • Watch more South Park: / southpark • About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. • Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes • Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop • Follow South Park: • Instagram: / southpark • Twitter: / southpark • Facebook: / southpark • #SouthPark #SouthParkS16 • EXT. PEPSI CENTER - NIGHT • ANNOUNCER • We're all set for the Tip off! • WIDE SHOT - The Nuggets and Clippers at Center court for tip off. The Nuggets win it and everyone CHEERS. • ON THE COURT - The Nuggets score a sweet basket and the crowd goes wild WITH CHEERS. • IN THE STANDS - Kyle and Nichole share some popcorn. • CARTMAN • Attention! Attention please! • They look up and see Cartman's big face on the jumbotron. • CARTMAN • This is a message for all of you out there who have just ended a relationship! • The whole crowd gets quiet and listens- • ON THE JUMBOTRON - • CARTMAN • Sometimes, love is hard. But you can't just run away from it. When you start to have something special you have to WORK at it. • Cut to Tolkien in his seat with Craig and Clyde. Tolkien thinks... • CARTMAN • Even though it might seem like the world is against you... you still have to hold on with BOTH HANDS. • Cut to Nichole in her seat, thinking. • CARTMAN • Don't let society dictate who you can and can't be with. Kyle... I love you, babe. • Cut to Kyle in his seat- he can't believe it. • CARTMAN • You can run all you want. Try to pretend you like girls. But dammit, when we kiss there's magic. Don't let it go, Kyle. • WIDE SHOT of Kyle in his seat - The whole crowd around him turns to him and goes - • CROWD • Awwwwww.... • Back to Cartman. • CARTMAN • I want to hold you every morning and love you every night, Kyle. I promise you nothing but love and happiness. • (singing) • I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky... I'll be there, Kyle... And I swear... • CROWD • Awwwwwwwww!!!!!! • CARTMAN • Like the shadow that's by your side... Kyle I swear to God I'll be there. • Now Brad Paisley joins in with Cartman- • CARTMAN • For better or worse... • BRAD PAISLEY • For better or worse... • CARTMAN • Till death do us part- • BRAD PAISLEY • Death do us part- • CARTMAN • every gay beat of my heart • BRAD PAISLEY • I'll love you with every gay beat of my heart- I swear Kyle. • CARTMAN • -I swear Kyle. • The crowd APPLAUDS. The Nuggets CLAP. The Clippers CLAP. • Kyle angrily gets out of his seat. • NICHOLE • Where are you going? • KYLE • THAT FAT TURD up there is the one who set up you and Tolkien cuz he's thinks blacks belong TOGETHER! • Kyle storms off. • NICHOLE • HE did that? Oh no... • The NUGGETS CHEERLEADERS clap. • CARTMAN • Thank you. Thank you all... That's all I wanted to say. That AND- The batmobile's outside! Seriously you guys gotta see it's the batmobile! It's outside! • MAN IN AUDIENCE • WHAT?!?!? • The crowd all starts running to the exits. • Then another crowd shot of people rushing to the exits. • The Nuggets run to the exits- • The Clippers run to their exit.

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