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Facebook Girl
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Song available for download on iTunes, Amazon MP3, Napster and emusic. • • http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZ... • • • Facebook is great for staying in touch with friends. It's even better for stalking people. • • • Created by • Benson Greene • Michael Patterson • Nick Scofield • Weston Ver Steeg • • Directed by • Nick Scofield • • Director of Photography • Megan Mitchell • • Special Thanks to 100 Beats for Free! • • • • Facebook Girl lyrics • • Intro • Shoot man, lemme log up in here right quick...see if she wrote me back. • No new messages! Dawg...she trifflin! • • Verse 1 • • When I get online, I log into Facebook, click on your profile and I take a look. • I friended you over three days ago, but when I see if you accepted it still says no. • I check out your mini-feed as I scroll and I'm about to read your brand new note. • It's not about me or people I know, yeah I can creep just like a pro. • You got a thousand pictures, I can't stop lookin. It's all I ever do, when I'm facebookin. • Invited you to be in all my applications: Bumper Sticker, Mob Wars, and Reverb Nation. • She's the finest thang, yes, yes sir, I got more friends than Mark Zuckerberg. • But when I went out, I saw you real quick. Girl, you looked better in your profile pic. • • Chorus • I poke you, and you never poke back. And when you're online you don't never wanna chat. I just wanna get inside your world, come on now, you're my facebook girl. • I poke her, and she always pokes back. And when she's online she always wanna chat. I am all inside her world, come on now, she's my facebook girl. • • Verse 2 • My name is Steve, first name Stalker. I'm smooth with the keys but I'm a bad talker. • See I've never had a girl, my bed has no miles, I spend alotta time just checkin out profiles on Facebook. • Til I find a pretty face, a dime, a nine or sometimes a pretty eight. • Last week I was checkin out my news-feed, saw a picture of a cutie lookin too sweet. • She was a friend of a friend of this other dude that I think I met at a party through this other dude. • Started readin bout her interests, checkin out her pictures, observin her from a distance...YEAH! • So I decided to make my move and I invited her to dinner at a place I knew. • She didn't write me back but I stay on que, to do it all again like déjà vu. • • Chorus • I poke you, and you never poke back. And when I'm online you don't never wanna chat. I just wanna get inside your world, come on now, you're my Facebook girl. • I saw her first, you better stay clear. • Yeah right, I've been stalking this girl for a year. • But nevermind that, dude look who's here. • Not that fool - he's so weird! • • Verse 3 • Poke me, I poke you, too. Errrr!!! I aint bout to join your group. • Gettin app invites, tellin me I'm a hottie, but girl I know this. Get off me! • And your girl keeps pokin at my pic she looks, and I'ma poke her right back, but I ain't usin Facebook. • Believe me it's easy, peep ye my mini-feed, more sweeties than be feet on a centipede. • I need a remedy to get rid of these Tiffanys, Sashas, Penelopes and Emilys. • Your little sis is sendin me friend requests madly, but girl I don't know you. Dont add me! • I treat em badly, I treat em grizzly, they're like, What's wrong with him? Who is he!? • Who am I? Gee, thanks for asking. Elite grand master Dungeons and Dragons. • • Chorus • I poke you, and you never poke back. And when I'm online you don't never wanna chat. I just wanna get inside your world, come on now, you're my facebook girl. • I poke you, and you never poke back. And when you're online you don't never wanna chat. I just wanna get inside your world, come on now, you're my facebook girl. • • Hey, like I told Steve, this girl's taken. • I think you better leave, but he's mistaken. • That may be true, but so are you kid. • Dungeons and Dragons? • Dawg that's stupid! • Whatchu talkin bout dude, she don't like you. • You still play World of Warcraft, like I used to. • Hate all you want, but you know I'm the bomb. • False. You still live at home with your mom. • Crap! • What? • Take a look at this! • My facebook girl!? • Relationship!? • Now we're done! • Now we're screwed! • Now there's only one thing we can do! • Kill her boyfriend! • No that's rude. • Log into Facebook. • Find someone new! • I like where your head's at. • Yeah me too. • We can work together. • We can be a crew. • Facebook stalkers. • True. • True. • Wait, who's next? • YOU!
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