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(1982) Grease 2 • Written by Dennis Linde, Reproduction , from the 1982 musical Grease 2, is set in the classroom. The biology class, obviously, and is just as obviously loaded with double entendre. • The song is sung principally by the male biology teacher backed up by a chorus of sex obsessed American teenagers. • Reproduction • Written by Dennis Linde • Sung by Tab Hunter The Cast • 4:07 • The two new teacher characters were both played by 1950s 1960s movie idols Tab Hunter (Mr. Stuart) and Connie Stevens (Miss Mason). • • • Mr.Stuart: • The parts of a flower • are so constructed • that very, very often, • the wind will cause pollination. • If not, then a bee or any other • nectar-gathering creature • Can create.. the same situa-tion! • Yes, anything that gets.. the pollen • to the pistil's right on the list. • I'll try to make it crystal clear. • A flower's insatiable passion • turns its life into a circus of debauchery! • Now you see just how the stamen • gets its lusty dust on to the stigma. • And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts each spring • is no enig-ma! • (Spoken) We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class? • Stacie Gracie Lucy: • A photoperiodic reaction! • Mr. Stuart (Spoken): • Oh, that's good! Oh, that's very good! • Bernie Dillard: Hey, I’m lost! Where are we?! • Lucy: Chapter two. • Willie Willard: Page five. • • Reproduction • Reproduction! • Francine: Put your pollen tube to work! • Reproduction • Reproduction! • Vicki Hunt: Make my stamen go berserk! • • Reproduction.. • Donna Singer: I don't think they even know what a pistil is! • Artie: I got your pistil right here! • Donna Singer: (Dialogue) Artie! • Where does the pollen go? • Mr. Stuart (Spoken): • Next chapter. How in an abstract way, • the same thing applies to the reproductive organs • of the more complex life-forms. • But we are now dealing with sexual response. • Are there any questions before we begin reading? • Aurelio: • Is it possible the female member • of some sex on a couch • Could, like, get this guy all hot • and she never even knew it? • Mr. Stuart (Spoken): • Negative! • Chuck McGovern: • When a warm-blooded mammal • in a tight little sweater • Starts pulling that stuff, • she's saying that she wants to do IT? • [Dennis]]: • Can't prove it by me! • 'Cause they change their tune • when you got 'em in the back seat! • Roy: With his heart beatin' fast! • Stacie Gracie: • They make it sound like a track meet! • Gross! • T-Birds: • Yeah... Then all they can do is say, • (Falsetto) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! • Reproduction • Reproduction! • Girls (Basso): • Baby, give it to me now! • Reproduction • Reproduction! • Guys (Falsetto): • Is that all you think about?! • Reproduction! • Girls: • Come on, baby, show me that you really love me so! • Willie Willard (Crying): • OH, I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UUUUP! • Where does the pollen go? • Mr. Stuart (spoken): • The human is the only being capable • of consciously controlling • its number of offspring! • Are there any comments on that? • (Dialogue) Johnny: I was wondering if you could tell me where she lives? • Goose: Yeah, what is this? • Paulette Rebchuck: • Mr. Stuart...Is it true that guys like you, • you know, mature and all, • carry some protection with them... • FOR SEXUAL OCCASIONS??? • Mr. Stuart (Spoken): • Oh, God! • Johnny Nogerelli: • What's the big deal?? • Can't a girl just do that thing in a book, • where she adds up the days of her, uh, • whaddaya call it... • mentalstra-tion? • Girl: • Oh, that's really neat! • Yeah, and what'll the guy do if the numbers don't add up right, huh? • Girls: • Yeah, yeah, yeah! • Reproduction • Reproduction! • Trixie Andrews: • Hope he's proud of what he's done! • Reproduction • Reproduction! • R.G. He was only pokin' fun! • Reproduction... • Louis DiMucci (Holding up rabbit): • See what happens when a boy and girl • don't know how to play it safe?! • Reproduction • Reproduction. • Reproduction • Reproduction. • Reproduction • Reproduction. • Re-pro-duc-tioooooooooooooooooon! • Goose McKenzie: • Where does the pollen go? • Boing!*

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