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The CorriesA Scottish HolidayLiveLyrics
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The Corries-A Scottish Holiday-Live-Lyrics • GOOD LAUGH WITH THE BOYS • One Of Scotland's Old and Best Folk Groups • More Music and Video At: • http://www.myscotland.co • http://www.ianwrussell.com • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Lyrics: • So you think you're gaein' tae the north to spend a holiday • 'Cause you're vaguely Scottish on your mither's side • And you've heard of ancient glories both renowned in song and story • Kilts and haggis, Andy Stewart and the Clyde • Ye go up by Crianlarich, it's the gateway to the north • And the scenery will please your eyes I'm sure • Ye take oot your picnic basket 'cause the car has blown a gasket • In the middle o' a place called Rannoch Moor • So you telephone the garage listed in the tourist guide • That was published for you by the R.A.C. • But by design, or by intention, or, they just forget to mention • That the garage closes doon for half past three • So you're towed behind this tractor tae a corrugated shed • That's surrounded by farm implements and carts • And you scratch your head and wonder why you ever bought a Honda • 'Cause they'll have to send to Tokyo for the parts • So you board the train for Oban and you get the boat to Mull • Feeling like you've had a night upon the tiles • Ye pay twenty pence for coffee with a tang o' diesel oil • Your experience in the swindle o' the isles • But your pulse begins to quicken at the thought of berry-pickin' • So you take a trip to 'Gowrie for a spell • Wi' some wellies o' your mothers that she bought in Ali Brothers • And a Gideon bible pinched frae yer hotel • So you're standing picking rasps being stung to death by wasps • The midges and the clegs are making free • And the bairns have ate the berries and contracted dysentery • 'Cause last week they sprayed the crop with DDT • So you're headin' back to Birmingham more waterlogged than tanned • But no signs of habitation can you see • When you thought you were in Berwick you were actually in Lerwick • 'Cause some vandal changed the signpost in Dundee • • clegs - horseflies
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