Cartmans Diabolical Revenge Against Scott Tenorman SOUTH PARK

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Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains. • Scott Tenorman Must Die S05 • Subscribe to South Park: / @southpark • Watch more South Park: / southpark • Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes • Follow South Park: • Instagram: / southpark • Twitter: / southpark • Facebook: / southpark • #SouthPark #SouthParkS05 • CARTMAN PUSHES HIS CHILI IN FRONT OF SCOTT. SCOTT IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO EAT IT. • SCOTT TENORMAN • Mmm, I don't know. Your chili is good Cartman, but I think mine is better. Try it. • CARTMAN • Alright... • CARTMAN PICKS UP A SPOON. EVERYONE WATCHES WITH ANTICIPATION. • SCOTT, MEANWHILE, CONTINUES TO EAT HIS CHILI. • CARTMAN FINALLY TAKES A BIG SCOOP OF THE CHILI, CHEWS IT, AND THEN SWALLOWS. • CARTMAN (CONT'D) • Hey... THIS IS GREAT!!! • STAN AND KYLE LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND COVER THEIR MOUTHS SO AS NOT TO LAUGH. • SCOTT TENORMAN • (Eating more of Cartman's) • It's a special recipe. • CARTMAN • (Scarfing it down) • God this is REALLY good Scott! • SCOTT TENORMAN • I'm glad you like it so much... Because now that you're almost finished, I have something to tell you... • CARTMAN • What? You mean about how you put pubes in your chili? • SUDDENLY SCOTT LOOKS SLAPPED. HIS SMILE DROPS AND HE FALLS BACK INTO HIS CHAIR. • STAN, KYLE AND ALL THE OTHER SPECTATORS LOOK SURPRISED TOO. • CROWD • Huh?/What?/etc. • SCOTT TENORMAN • What? • CARTMAN • Yes, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Scott, I switched it with Chef's. • CARTMAN POINTS TO SCOTT TENORMAN'S POT OF CHILI LYING ON THE GROUND. • CARTMAN (CONT'D) • It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that. What I DID plan on, however, was that my friends Stan and Kyle would betray me and warn you that the chili con carnival was a trap. • STAN AND KYLE LOOK AT EACH OTHER. • CARTMAN (CONT'D) • I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your wiener. What they DIDN'T TELL you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would go and try to do something to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off, you would most likely send your parents. • EXT. FARM - FENCED IN AREA - NIGHT • WE SEE SCOTT'S PARENTS WALK INTO THE FENCED IN AREA, AND WALK UP TO THE PONY. • CARTMAN (V.O.) • And I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed them both. • SUDDENLY, THEY ARE RIDDLED FULL OF BULLETS. • EXT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS • DENKINS IS IN THE CROWD. • DENKINS • They was trespassing and I was protecting myself! I have my rights! • SCOTT TENORMAN • My mom and dad are dead? • EXT. FARM - FENCED IN AREA - NIGHT • THE SAME FARM, BUT NOW POLICE TAPE, BARBRADY AND HIS CAR AND AN AMBULANCE ARE THERE. SO IS CARTMAN. SCOTT'S PARENTS LIE ON THE GROUND COVERED WITH WHITE SHEETS. • CARTMAN (V.O.) • I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady... And of course, to steal the bodies... • AS DENKINS EXPLAINS HIMSELF TO BARBRADY, WE SEE CARTMAN DRAGGING THE BODIES OFF IN THE DISTANCE. • EXT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DAY • CARTMAN • After a night with a hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my chili con carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents demise. And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chili. • SCOTT LOOKS AT THE BOWL IN HORROR. HE DROPS THE SPOON, REELS BACK AND SPITS OUT WHAT HE CAN. • SCOTT TENORMAN • OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! • CARTMAN • Nya nya nya nya NYAAAA nya! I made you eat your par-ents! Nya nya nya nya NYAAAA nya! • STAN AND KYLE LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN DISBELIEF. • STAN • Jesus Christ, dude... • SCOTT TENORMAN • (Crying) • My mom and dad are dead?! No! Nooo! • IT IS AT THIS TERRIBLY INOPPORTUNE TIME THAT THE GUYS FROM RADIOHEAD WALK UP. • LEAD SINGER • Uh... Excuse me... • STAN • Who are you? • JONNY • We're that band Radiohead. • ED • Geez, what a little cry baby. • COLIN • You gonna cry all day, cry baby? • THOM • You know, everyone has problems. It doesn't mean you have to be a little cry baby about it. • ED • Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool. • THOM • Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met. • PHIL • Little cry baby. • THE BAND WALKS AWAY. • SCOTT TENORMAN • No wait! WAIT!!!! • BUT THE BAND IS GONE. NOW SCOTT TOTALLY BREAKS DOWN, CRYING UNCONTROLLABLY. • SCOTT TENORMAN (CONT'D) • OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! • CARTMAN • YES!!! YYYYESSSS!!!! • CARTMAN LICKS SCOTT TENORMAN'S TEARS OFF THE TABLE. • CARTMAN (CONT'D) • Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. • KYLE • Dude... I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again. • STAN • Good call. • CARTMAN IS NOW LICKING THE TEARS RIGHT OFF OF SCOTT'S FACE. • CARTMAN • Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmmm! Yummy!!! Yummy, you guys!!! That's all folks.

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