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Remy Dogecoin Rap
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There are various indicators showing that the U.S. could be headed for a currency crisis. One of them has paws. • More Remy here: • Remy: It Wasn't Me (Shaggy Parody) • ------------------ • Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/ReasonTV?sub_... • Like us on Facebook: / reason.magazine • Follow us on Twitter: / reason • Reason is the planet's leading source of news, politics, and culture from a libertarian perspective. Go to reason.com for a point of view you won't get from legacy media and old left-right opinion magazines. • ---------------- • Written and performed by Remy; music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom; video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg • Photo Credits: Stefani Reynolds—Pool via CNP / MEGA / Newscom/RSSIL/Newscom; Greg Nash—Pool via CNP/picture alliance / Consolidated News Photos/Newscom; Andrew Harnik—Pool via CNP / MEGA / Newscom/RSSIL/Newscom • LYRICS: • Coming up: Bad news for savers as even those with high interest savings accounts • are seeing their money disappear thanks to inflation • But first, we'll detail every possible thing you could die from • He's a rational investor, dividend digestor • Saves some of his paycheck just like all his ancestors • Him looking for high yields? That's never the case • He's seeking six percent returns, Slow and steady wins the race! • But when he checks his accounts just to see what they're fielding • It's like driving in Maryland—ain't nobody yielding • What is he to do? He shouldn't be in a drought • So he visits his advisor just to sort it all out • • Inflation's higher than your bond rates • That's what I was fearing • And so your savings account is slowly disappearing • And your CD's are pointless • That's not very funny • What would you like me to do? • Put it all in dog money • Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money • I'm trading it in for dog money • Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money • I'm putting it all in dog money • My 401(k) is now a 401(K9) • The sum of my net worth ain't no longer in a straight line • I'm making smart moves, I ain't gonna be a pun • I sold my IRA and bought an NFT of one • All in on doge, I dish 'em out like a Tommy gun • You'd think I was statehood the way I'm passing on Washingtons • I feel like Matt Gaetz, you know what I mean? • Assuring everybody it's above 18 • It's a modern day gold rush, the prices'll boom • Like Reggie White vs. the Oilers I'm heading straight to the moon • My broker's calling? You KNOW that it's on • Buy dog money don't stop 'til it's dawn • One more air base, two more museums • Three more walls, four more Supremes • Five more stadiums—we're all out of fiat? • Can you take trillions of these and go and make a Xerox? • We pay our debts in our currency, that might be unfurled • If it's no longer the reserve currency of the world • Confidence in the dollar is permanent, just ask any scholar! • People are exchanging their dollars for dog money • Dog money? • Dog money • Dog money… • We're trading it in for dog money! • Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money • I'm putting it all in dog money
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