Bootleg Transformers

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They're vehicles! They're robots! They're cheap! They're brittle! And they're not even slightly genuine! • First up is an attempt to cash-in on the recent Thor movie. It's a pity that the astonishing quality of the fake packaging doesn't carry over to the toy itself, which is basically a collection of loose plastic parts held together by hope and ignorance. • Next up, a mere 25 years or so after their initial release, the bootleggers get to grips with the combiners - sets of small Transformers which join together to make a big lumpy-looking robot with cars for arms. Apparently the Constructicons are the most bootlegged of all Transformers toys, a fact backed up by my ownership of two different sets of differing colours and sizes... • And finally, we have some tiny robots that look dangerously like sweets. Far lazier than the other knock-offs, they are guaranteed to disappoint any child in the world. But as they effectively cost 17p each it's not surprising really. • The yellow constructicons and Thor were kindly donated by Darkdriver a lovely man whose name I've forgotten. Sorry. (Other toys came from The Range and Poundland.) • View more game reviews and hilarious* stuff @ / ashens (*Due to the subjective nature of humour, hilarity cannot be guaranteed. Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it.)

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