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Bali Hash House Harriers 2 • Run: 1663 • Date: 19-Oct-24 • Start Time: 4:00 PM!!! • Location: Hidden Canyon Beji Guwang, Sukawati. • Hares: Landraper, Two Dogs Fucking Suck on This • Coordinates: 115.2895101 -8.6098799 • Google maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?a... • Register by 3:30 PM! • Run Fees • MEMBERS BEER: Rp100,000 • MEMBER SOFT DRINKS: Rp40,000 • INDONESIAN VISITORS: Rp100,000 • NON-INDONESIAN VISITORS: Rp120,000 • Tourists or foreign visitors that do not live in Bali, and will not become members Rp200,000 • KIDS UNDER 15 YEARS OLD: Rp10,000 • NON-INDONESIAN VISITOR Kids Rp 10.000, • For the latest run map or to sign up for our weekly Email goto: https://BaliHash2.com • FOLLOW US: • TikTok: / balihash2 • X (formerly know as Twitter): https://x.com/BaliHash2 • Facebook: / balihash2 • Instagram: / balihash.househarriers2 • Follow Hash Flash (Multigrip) on YouTube: / @multigrip2845 • 2024 MisManagement Team • Hash Master: Mount'n Groan | Deputy HM: Steptoe | On Sex: 69¡¯er | Religious Advisor: Wooden Eye | Hash Bank: Barnacle Box | Hash Cash: Head Master; How Deep Is My Valley | Hash Data: Harelip | Hare Raiser: Barnacle Balls Ringtail | Beer Master: Short Shaft | Hash Maps Trash: Balderdash | Social Media: Serial Offender | Hash Boutique: Wooden Eyes | Hash Flash: Multigrip | Hash Whip: Full Metal Fuckwit • #balihash2 #HashmeApp #BaliHashHouseHarriers2 #nextrunmap #OnOnBali #prostbeer #bali #balilife #balihash • It had been yet another busy day • for the Hash Cash team. • T Trasher Used T relieved • around 120 hashers of their hard • earned cash – now we can pay • our bills, and in particular the bar • bills! • No one came back On In up that set of steps and said • “Nah – I don’t think I need a cold drink just now!” • Thanks to the ever smiling Prost team there were plenty of • refreshments at hand. • No Deposit, Labia Minora • and Cocopops were also • doing some brisk trade with • their hash nosh offerings. • “Circle up!” • The Hares whether able-bodied or disabled were called front ‘n • centre for a Down Down by way of thanks for their efforts. • Two Dogs Land Raper at least had moral support from Suck on • This and as Multigrip notes in his video, it was a bloody bagus run. • There was a swag of Returners to welcome back, and help BHHH2 • meet its beer consumption target for the year. • Great to see you all back • in the fold. Where have • you been? • To adequately fill the shoes of the absent RA Wooden Eye • we needed not one but 2 . . . 2 . . . 2 substitutes in the form • of Labia Pheelthy Phrogg. • Eschewing the Bog • Brush of Office in • favour of his • preferred bunch of • jungle products, • Labia deflowered • the Virgins with • equal panache. • Pheelthy Phrogg was in his element and presided over the • naming of these now regular members of BHHH2. They will • now wander Hashdom known as Slave Driver, Slave Trader • and Slave 1 Slave 2. • As if that wasn’t enough, these • two unnamed hashers were also • duly anointed with Hash Handles: • Sphincter Splinter Tweezer • Squeezer. • Congrats • On a lovely dry evening the frivolities carried on – there • were jokes, songs, more jokes, more singing. Thanks to the • master entertainer Pheelthy Phrogg who was aided and • abetted by Blow Joe, Steptoe, Scrotum and one of the • now-baptised virgins. • The formalities over, • social drinking was the • order of the day – and we • do follow orders, • sometimes. • But, eventually, it was time to take Blow Joe home . . . On On! • Sunday saw many of us gather again to say On On Forever to one of our • own, The C*nt of Montecristo, who sadly now hashes in Hash Heaven. • We will miss your elegant and gentlemanly presence, Paul. • Nightjar (in effigy) was there with us and will doubtless welcome you • into the fold “up there” • . • The 30th Annual is On! • You are urged to get your tickets for this • extravaganza soon – either by buying direct • from a Committee member or by bank transfer • (and sending the receipt to Barnacle Balls). • And now ladies and gentlemen . . . Pheelthy • Phrogg’s limerick of the week; • An old peddler from Tampaksiring • Would sell anything of your liking • Want fur coats? Papayas? • Chainsaws or kebayas? • Or even Tampax? Earrings? • • On On 69er
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