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Phoenix Wright WITH LYRICS Brentalfloss
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SEE CONTENT NOTE IN VIDEO DESCRIPTION • What if the Phoenix Wright games... had lyrics? • Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: • Get the song from this video wherever digital music is sold/streamed! • Also, I MADE A PARTY GAME FOR CONSOLES! It’s called Use Your Words, it’s now available for all current consoles/Steam/the Wii U, and it’s fun! More info at https://useyourwords.lol • Special thanks to my friend Jeff Brenneman who helped with this one! • And HEY, you can follow me on Twitter if you like! / brentalfloss • -------------- • LYRICS: • MORAL KOMBAT! • In the near future, courts of law go super fast • There's no jury, just a judge • Gotta win in three days max • My name is Phoenix Wright, and I'm an ace attorney • So grab a seat, groove to the beat, and join me on my journey • I live in California, and by that I mean Japan • Got a suit of blue, a big red tie and hair like Gemini Man • It's a comedy of errors with the violence of Macbeth • So cute and charming (MURDER!) • Zany, wacky, jokey (DEATH!) • Yeah, I meet all kinds of weirdos on my justice-seeking quest, • The dudes are total dicks, and the ladies have big breasts! • Come on, y'all! • DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS! • BOOBIES! BOOBIES! DICKS! • DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS! BOOBIES! DICKS! • BOOBIES! BOOBIES! DICKS! • Uhh... boobies? • I'm rated T for teen and even one time rated M • But I've got pop culture chops, and each reference is a gem • If you have a big OBJECTION to where I'm coming from, • You can *TAKE THAT*, *HOLD IT*, and shove it up your bum • My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm a semi-decent lawyer • With the help of magic stones and my hot/dead employer • So court is now in session, Judge Santa Claus presiding • If a witness has a secret, I will find out what they're hiding • Pressing and presenting, I will find a resolution, • Fighting liars on the stand (and the kinky prosecution) • My client isn't guilty, which I'll prove with my defense, • So now all I have to do is choose the perfect evidence, • Here we go! • OBJECTION (Nope) • OBJECTION (Nope) • OBJECTION (Nope) • Guilty! • OBJECTION (Nope) • OBJECTION (Nope) • TAKE THAT! • Not guilty • ... obviously. • --------------------------- • CONTENT NOTE: • When I wrote this, I didn't think much about the effect of that final use of the word boobies in context. In retrospect, it could come off as transphobic, and I'm definitely not that. Sorry if it made anyone feel bad, that wasn't my intention.
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