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For More Famous Quotes by W.C.Fields : • http://www.quoteswave.com/authors/w-c... • About: • American performer W.C. Fields was born William Claude Dukenfield, oldest child of a poor Philadelphia family, who ran away from home aged 11. Self-educated, he spent most of his time perfecting his juggling, practising till his fingers bled. Starting off as a juggler in Norristown, Pennsylvania, he moved to Atlantic City, where he developed his act, donning a beard and becoming 'W.C. Fields -- Tramp Juggler'. He eventually made his way, through travelling shows, to New York City, where he was to make his fortune. By the early 1900s, he was touring the world, regularly called the world's greatest juggler. • In 1940, he starred in the surreal 'My Little Chickadee', with Mae West. That year, he published 'Fields for President', a rambling piece of social criticism, which proved a failure. After 1941, Fields' health deteriorated and he began to struggle with alcoholism. He died in California on Christmas Day, 1946, the day he claimed to despise. • W.C.Fields' Famous Filmography : • Pool Sharks • Poppy • Sally of the Sawdust • It's a Gift • You Can't Cheat an Honest Man • Like video? Subscribe Now - • http://www.youtube.com/user/Quoteswav... • Facebook • / quoteswave • -------------------------------------------------------------------- • Famous Quotes W.C.Fields (Quotes in Video) : • -------------------------------------------------------------------- • If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. • Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. • A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. • Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. • Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. • I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. • The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. • Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. • The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. • I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. • Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. • When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. • There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it. • The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. • I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. • A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. • You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. • No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. • If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. • I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. • -------------------------------------------- • Other Famous Authors' Video : • ------------------------------------------- • Dave Chappelle Quotes • • Dave Chappelle Quotes • Groucho Marx Quotes • • Groucho Marx Quotes • Ron White Quotes • • Ron White Quotes • Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) Quotes • • Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) Quotes
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