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Fck These Christmas Lights Obscure 60s Vinyl
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The obscure Motown Christmas classic F*ck These Christmas Lights was a vinyl-only gem recorded in 1968 by soul singer Marvin Gold. A backup singer turned solo act, Marvin penned the song after a whiskey-fueled meltdown over tangled lights at Berry Gordy’s holiday party. Fueled by gospel choirs and sheer frustration, it became a secret favorite among Motown session musicians. Though banned on-air for its explicit lyrics, the song found cult status in Detroit dive bars, ensuring Marvin's spicy legacy burned as bright as a miswired Christmas tree. • Lyrics: • Aw, hell no! Every damn year it’s the same thing. • Got me tangled, tripped, and straight up flipped! • These lights ain't no jive—this here’s a battle! • F*ck these Christmas lights! • I pulled ‘em from the closet, thought I’d be slick, • But these wires got me cussin’—oh, this is some sh*t! • Wrapped ‘round the reindeer, twisted on the tree, • Like they fought a whole war without tellin’ me! • Got my coffee in one hand, my patience in the other, • Now I'm roped up worse than my kid’s damn brother. • I tug, I yank, I shimmy and shout, • But these funky-*ss lights just won’t come out! • Ohhh, f*ck these Christmas lights, oh yeah! • They got me fussin’ every night, oh no! • I’m tangled up in misery, • A funky fight with electricity! • (F*ck ‘em!) I said, f*ck these Christmas lights! • Last year I swore, “This sh*t’ll be fine,” • Took my time, rolled ‘em tight, made ‘em align. • But now they’re snarled up worse than disco’s hair, • I swear these wires got demons in there! • I tried to blame the cat, but he don’t even care, • These lights got me prayin’ like Reverend Despair! • Busted bulbs? Oh, now I’m cussin’ the socket— • Hell, Santa himself couldn’t fix this hot pocket! • Ohhh, f*ck these Christmas lights, oh yeah! • (They got me tangled!) • I’m fightin’ wires left and right, oh no! • (I need a drink, y’all.) • It’s like a Motown jive gone wrong, • This ain’t no merry Christmas song! • (F*ck ‘em!) I said, f*ck these Christmas lights! • Why they do me like this, baby? Oh, Lord! • Christmas supposed to be love, but I’m at war! • All I wanted was a tree that glows, • But these lights got me wrapped like my daddy’s old hose! • Untangle meeee, ohhh untangle meee… • I just wanna be freeee, Lord set me freeee… • I called my cousin Ray, said, “Man, lend a hand!” • But he came over drunk, so he don’t understand. • Now we both tied up like a game of Twister, • And Mama’s yellin’, “What the hell’s wrong with you, Mister?!” • Christmas ain’t easy when you’re fightin’ the fight, • Sweatin’ and shoutin’ with a bulb in sight! • I threw the lights out the window, heard the neighbors cheer, • Then the damn things lit up—oh, now they work this year?! • Ohhh, f*ck these Christmas lights, oh yeah! • (I’m done, I’m done!) • They got me tangled every night, oh no! • (It’s a trap, y’all!) • I’ll string popcorn or candles instead, • These wires gonna mess with my head! • (F*ck ‘em!) I said, f*ck these Christmas lights! • F*ck ‘em left, f*ck ‘em right, f*ck these lights outta sight! • Don’t need no twinkle, don’t need no shine, just gimme my eggnog and peace of mind! • Y’all can keep your lights. I’m switchin’ to candles. • Merry Christmas, my *ss! • #aimusic #soulmusic #vinyl #christmasmusic #60s
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