My Eclipse feat Kritina Parody of quotMy First Kissquot by 3oh3 Kesha

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You can DOWNLOAD THIS SONG NOW : http://bit.ly/MyEclipseMP3 • Whether you are Team Edward or Team Jacob, we can all agree that the weakest link in the Twilight series is Bella Swan. She is not nearly as remarkable as the novel treats her. • In this song, Edward and Jacob say what they may really have been thinking, instead of what Bella saw them as thinking. After all, she is a bit of an unreliable narrator. • If you are mad : Don't be, its a joke. And youre cooler than Bella. So don't let yourself identify with her. • If you are not mad : Lets be friends. • And before you say anything, I know I am no Edward Cullen. I am sort of okay with that. • • If you liked this video, please DIGG it! • http://digg.com/music/My_Eclipse_Paro... • Please check out the people involved with this song! • Alex - • / alexcarpenter • Music/Lyrics/Vocals/Video Editing • Jason - • / jasonmundaymusic • / jasonmunday • Mixing Help / Vocals • Kristina • / kristinahorner • / italktosnakes • Lyrics/Vocals/Video • And thanks to Luke Conard for helping with the cut vocals! • Lyrics: • My dream kiss goes a little like this • Bite and twist • Bite, bite and twist • Before you, I didnt even exist • exist, even exist. • Edward (Alex) • I said hold on tight • Cos I run real fast • But then this girl got crazy clingly • Always checking out my .... • Shes got a crush on my eyes • Yeah she tastes like like candy • Excuse miss, can I drink a pint of blood please? • • Jacob (Jason) • I know what she's about • Cos I heard that Bella puts out • Knows how to use her lips • Been workin on my abs • Been watchin , keepin tabs • With me you won't get bit • • Edward/Jacob • Bella Swan talks way too much • Once she got a little touch • If i had it my way • You know that we both would say • OooooOOoo • Shut Up. • Shes so two dimensional • Clumsy and conventional • Says I have a perfect face with • Every thought, her empty brain • OooooOOoo • Shut Up. • Edward: • I said I'm not human, • I'm made of stone • So baby stop narrating • And just leave me alone, • Cos when the sun hits me • I glow like diamonds • I'm a lion in the rough • Bella please stop your whining • Bella (Kri$tina): • Edward's great in the sack • But jacob's got a six pack • It's like a tough love game • (you ought to be ashamed) • You'd kill yourself for me • But Edward's down on one knee • I love you both the same

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