Jesus vs Satan FULL FIGHT SOUTH PARK

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Satan takes a dive, making Jesus the undisputed spiritual winner, causing the whole town to lose their money to the Dark Prince. • Damien S01 • Subscribe to South Park: / @southpark • Watch more South Park: / southpark • About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. • Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes • Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop • Follow South Park: • Instagram: / southpark • Twitter: / southpark • Facebook: / southpark • #SouthPark #SouthParkS01 • The boys run up to Jesus' corner. • STAN • Dude, Jesus is getting his butt kicked! • Just then, the bell rings. Jesus returns to his corner and • plops down in his seat. • STAN • You've got to FIGHT, Jesus! • JESUS • Why? What's the point? No one believes in • me. Everyone put their money on Satan... • My Father forsaked me... The Town • forsaked me... I'm completely forsook. • KYLE • SOMEBODY bet on you, Jesus. You said • yourself that one person still has money • on you. • JESUS • It doesn't matter. He's way to strong for • me anyway. I give up. • Stan gets in Jesus' face and starts yelling. • STAN • GOD DAMMIT, JESUS SNAP OUT OF IT!!! • Jesus looks surprised. • STAN • What would Nancy Karrigan do?! HUH?! • Nancy Karrigan wouldn't give up!! When • things were looking their darkest Nancy • Karrigan fought to be the BEST!! • Kyle looks confused. • STAN • She wouldn't stop until she was NUMBER • ONE!!! • KYLE • Uh... Stan... • STAN • Nancy Karrigan wouldn't settle for second • best!! • KYLE • Stan... • STAN • She wouldn't quit until she brought home • the gold!! • KYLE • Stan!! • STAN • What?! • KYLE • Nancy Karrigan got the silver, dude. She • came in second. • Stan thinks for a long time. • STAN • Really? • KYLE • Yeah, dude. • STAN • Oh... Never mind Jesus, Nancy Karrigan • sucks. • The snapping sounds means it's almost time to go back into • the ring. Jesus drinks some water and spits it out. • Now Stan gets right in Jesus' face. • STAN • You know... Somebody once said 'Don't try • to be a great man, just be a man'. • Jesus thinks for a while. • JESUS • Who said that? • STAN • YOU did Jesus. • Stan puts his hand on Jesus' shoulder. MUSIC swells up. Jesus • gives a little smile and nods. • JESUS • You're right, Stan. • Just then the bell rings. • JESUS • Thank you, boys. • Jesus steps into the ring. • KYLE • Wow, did he say that in the bible? • STAN • No, I saw it on Star Trek. • KYLE • Hmmn. • Jesus and Satan meet in the ring. • Satan takes a couple of shots, Jesus ducks, and the punches • miss. • SATAN • Come on you SISSY! Hit me! Hit me! • JESUS • Okay, pal, YOU ASKED FOR IT!! • Jesus winds up his arm. Stan and Kyle watch intensely. The • Townspeople's eyes get wide... • Finally, Jesus delivers the blow - He hits Satan EXTREMELY • SOFTLY in the arm. Satan doesn't even flinch. • Stan and Kyle roll their eyes. • But suddenly, Satan grabs his arm- • SATAN • AAAGHH!! YOU GOT ME!!! • Satan falls to the canvas, eyes closed. • REF • ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! • The Townspeople are in shock. • JIMBO • No way! He barely touched him! • REF • FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! • Satan opens one eye, but doesn't move from the canvas, a • little smile crosses his face. • REF • NINE! TEN! YOU'RE OUT!!! • The bell rings over and over. Jesus throws his hands in the • air and jumps up and down. • STAN AND KYLE • OUR SAVIOR!!!! • ANNOUNCER • The winner by knockout and still • undisputed ruler of your spiritual • kingdom. Jesus Elllllll Saaaavior Christ. • Just then, Satan gets up, looking just fine. • MR. GARRISON • Hey! He isn't hurt! He took a dive! He • threw the fight! • JIMBO • Yeah. • SATAN • Fools!! You are all fools! Of course I • took a dive! Don't you see - who do you • think was the ONE PERSON that bet on • Jesus to win? • The townspeople all think. • SATAN • ME you idiots!! And now I will take all • your hard earned money and return to hell • a MUCH RICHER Prince of Darkness and buy • some real estate! Ha HA HA!!! • Satan dances out of the ring. • PRIEST MAXI • I don't believe this! • MR. GARRISON • Yeah, what a mean thing to do! • SATAN • Farewell fools!! • JIMBO • Man... That guy is a JERK!! • Satan disappears into the ground. • STAN • Jesus TOLD you guys not to bet on Satan! • MR. GARRISON • Boy, did we get screwed. • CHEF • Jesus, we're sorry... Can you ever • forgive us? • Jesus thinks. • JESUS • Aw, heck, do I have a choice? • JIMBO • Well Jesus, I definitely learned MY • lesson. Never bet on evil, because when • you do- Ned, look! That's a rare duck • billed platypus! It's comin' right for • us!!! • Jimbo pulls out a gun and blows Kenny's head off. • STAN • OH MY GOD!! THEY KILLED KENNY!!!! • KYLE • You bastard!!!

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