Carol Vorderman gets an epic well deserved gunging on Noels House Party

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In this fantastic clip poor Carol gets absolutely DESTROYED on NHP, as she finally has to endure the long overdue gunging that she so richly deserved, with an unforgettable trip round the great house. • The setup here is that Noel's devious nephew has invented a new gunge guard that will protect the drinker from being gunged. Noel has just said that they need a volunteer to test it out, when suddenly the doorbell rang - it was obvious that whoever was behind the door would be the “volunteer”. I remember my anticipation while watching this live when I was 9, hoping it would be a (any!) woman, and then being overjoyed when it was revealed that one of my prepubescent crushes, Carol Vorderman, was behind the door! She must have known (roughly!) the treatment that she was in for, but she still made sure that, as ever, she looked very attractive – she was wearing a nice white top, with a short black skirt, sexy tights and heels, and she had done her hair and makeup nicely too. • After the initial introduction in which she “drinks” the potion, there was an agonising wait when they went to another segment of the show, until we would see what would happen to her. Needless to say I could hardly contain my excitement, and could think of nothing else during this time. I have to admit that I still had a nagging feeling that this was just too good to be true. I worried that the scene wouldn’t happen, that somebody else would take her place, or that the gunge guard would actually work in a “hilarious” scene. • After what seemed to me like an eternity, we finally revisited the scene, with Carol sitting patiently in the cart, with a lovely smile, awaiting her fate. She knew she was going to get gunged; but I honestly don’t think she had any idea of how bad it would be for her. The people who designed her trip must have had sadistic intentions in mind, as, fortunately, they held nothing back, and really made sure that she got it GOOD! • The trip starts off pleasant enough for Carol, as she merely has to contend with a gentle shower of glitter falling over her; but things look more ominous when the cart descends a level – from here her ordeal really begins. The first few buckets of gunge that fall on her do a little bit of damage (and reassured me that she would not escape clean as I had initially feared), but it is at the end of this initial run that she is really plastered. The deceleration caused by the cart coming to a sudden stop makes her head fly back in such a way that she receives the perfectly timed downpour of gunge, delivered by Mr Edmonds himself, square in the face at 2:02. The closeup that we are treated to at 2:09 shows how gorgeous she looks with her face and hair completely covered in green and blue slime; and the spinning of the cart reveals that the rest of her body has not escaped the flood of mess either. I can't help but notice (with infinite delight) the humiliation that is visible in poor Carol’s face at this point, which is further evident when she shouts out how the gunge guard is not working and her voice is trembling. I think she got a bit more than she bargained for when signing up for this! • The gunging at this point would have satisfied me more than enough – it is already better than every other one that has ever happened on this show. But fortunately things are only going to get much worse for Carol, as the producers haven't finished with her yet, and have even more in store planned for this lady, as the cart advances to continue her torment. • A vicious rush of foam suddenly shoots out at her from the walls, and the angle of the cart is such that it is sprayed directly into her face. Bewildered, she barely has time to take in her predicament before the cart finally comes to a rest under the fireplace, but not before she is greeted with a huge deluge of soap powder that is mercilessly dumped on her head. • When the powder stops falling, we are given the pleasure of a view of the delectable Ms Vorderman. The result Is FANTASTIC: every inch of her is coated with various substances that form a nice gooey, sticky mess over all her – so much so that she is barely recognisable under it all. She tries to wipe it from her eyes as best as she can, while shaking her head in shock, horror and disbelief at her state. The irony of the soap powder is delicious - Carol had recently been sacked from presenting Tomorrow’s World because she had appeared in an advert for Ariel washing powder. Saturating her in this stuff was an excellent touch to add to her total humiliation. • This is a slightly better quality version (and tightly edited so no close ups of beardy) of the one that is already up on youtube.

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