DIY Human Experimentation

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A video on DIY Human Experiments that you should'nt try at home • Kofi link: https://ko-fi.com/stoicstick • DIY Human Experimentation Transcript: • Before we get into the video im glad to see as of recent microplastic maxxing has become more mainstream with recent studies finding that all participants had a quote unquote “worrying amount of microplastic in their balls” yea the only thing worrying about it is that the amount of microplastics was tiny, only a couple hundred micrograms per gram of tissue, that’s nothing, real microplastic maxxers plastic max so hard that they sit out Lego pieces if enough of us got together we could put the lego company out of business. In fact, I microplastic max so hard that forget microplastics in my balls my balls are made of microplastics, I don’t have a sac its just a plastic bag and they are free balling in there. But anyway, aside from that human experiment that all males are partaking in what are other human experiments that you can actively partake in, lucky for you, stoic stick is about to bless you with 4 more DIY human experiments that you shouldn’t try at home, let me stress that although in the title it does say do it yourself for the sake of my channel’s health do not try these at home. Our first don’t do it yourself at home human experiment is changing the bacteria in your mouth to produce alcohol instead of lactic acid so that you don’t get cavities anymore and instead get a free moonshine tap in your mouth. To understand how it works ill have to give you a quick intro into cavities and the bacteria that cause them, the majority of plaques and cavities are caused by the bacterium streptococcus mutans. The S. mutans lives in your mouth and digests any spare sugars that are left after chewing food, they create lactic acid as a waste product which they excrete into the surroundings ie your mouth. This lactic acid then reacts with the enamel on your teeth causing it to breakdown and the continuos breakdown leads to cavities. This experiment uses mutated s mutans that has 4 mutations, the first and second are that it secretes antibiotics to kill competing oral bacteria aswell as having an immunity to that same antibiotic. The third is that it changes the metabolic pathway so that the waste product created is alcohol rather than lactic acid and finally they modified it so that they can’t arrange gene transfers with other bacteria so it can’t pick up a harmful mutation from other oral bacteria. Now some nerds may argue that constantly producing alcohol in your mouth sounds dangerous but I disagree I’m very staunchly prochoice, when it comes to drink driving, I don’t think the far-reaching government should be allowed to pass laws dictating what we can do with our bodies my drink my choice. Maybe one day we can come together and defeat toxic sobrilinity and the sobriarchy constantly oppressing us drink drivers. Jokes aside this is actually pretty novel stuff and Lumina the company that produces the strain is allowing you to pre order the product for around $250 which to potentially stop all cavities for the rest of your life seems like a huge bargain remember that the dental industry is worth like 150 billion dollars per year with dental cavities costing around 30 billion per year. • The only thing is that it’s not how do we say “FDA approved” as it’s produced under the cosmetics label specifically so they didn’t have to spend 10 years and a couple 100 million on clinical trials, they do have more than 100 people who volunteered to take the treatment and they’ve faired pretty well from what ive read. It does also have the side effect of being potentially able to spread to young who don’t have fully matured oral microbiomes but if you hate and or are very pro drunkenness that may be a pro rather than a con. For clarity I have to add that the amount of alcohol produced is negligible and is still within the normal blood alcohol range so unfortunately you can’t use it to get wasted, what a shame, anyway. • Our next human experiment to not try at home is performing your very own Russian sleep experiment. This experiment is actually pretty difficult to get down so I created this handy 2 step guide. Step 1 don’t sleep step 2 see step 1. Now the effects can vary but it usually goes like this, the first 24 hours you are usually fine probably a little more irritable and less coordinated but overall, you are doing relatively well. 36 hours and you start microsleeping which is where you will sleep for around 30 seconds before jolting back awake, for the sake of the experiment you are going to want to keep these to a minimum and if you want you can employ me as your personal wakefulness agent who when you begin to microsleep I’ll slap you hard enough to get you back in the game. 48 hours in and you begin to hallucinate yea that demon in the corner isn’t real it’s just a hallucination, although why am I able to see him…….

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