Youtor
The ArchIllager
YOUR LINK HERE:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=s87VlgVhKcA
MP3: http://bit.ly/QjUZMe • DAN'S MUSIC CHANNEL: / douglby • DAN'S GAMEPLAY CHANNEL:: / danbullgames • DAN ON FACEBOOK: http://fb.com/itsDanBull • DAN ON TWITTER: / itsdanbull • Words by Dan Bull • Music by Skongk ( / hedera-helix ) • LYRICS: • Hello, Pandora fans • I'd like to show my awesome plans • Hold on tight to your organs; glands • we're riding home to the Borderlands • When I hear that Gearbox • are releasing a sequel, my teardrops • are uncontrollable • I'm inconsolable, but fear not • they're tears of joy, like me as a boy • after christmas eve when I see a box • I open it up and say whoa at the view • it's only overflowing with loot • Locking and loading, I know what to do • now who am I going to shoot? • You, you're a pitiful prick • so I'm ripping you up with a critical hit • Funds improve my guns and loot • I'll use it if it'll fit • If it moves I'll shoot it, you tit • I'm a Buzzard, you're a blue tit • I fly in the sky and it's fatal • foes are lying disabled • a hole in their face; I'm reminded of bagels • I'm ever so slightly unstable • Me? I'm hardly an angel • Leave that to the Guardian Angel • This is the eighties, I'm Arnie • and painfully making your army unfaithful • Health and safety; watch your head • Heavy metal; lots of lead • but before I drop you dead • I'll shred you up like Dr. Zed • I said Zed, let him in • Led Zeppelin • never played on David Letterman • Though that may be irrelevant • nevertheless it's a hell of method of making it evident • Dan is the cleverest rapper • to ever use gaming in tracks • setting a precedent that wouldn't ever be bettered • til weapons are made into raps • Eighty seven bazillion guns • a similar number of brilliant puns • turn that to cash, gimme the funds • back to back with my militant chums • I'm blasting stacks of straps at prats • it's action packed ridiculous fun • If kills were calories, that'd be fattening • Fragging a skag and I'm bagging and tagging him • having you lagging and manically panicking • Man, is it actually happening? • Well, I'm an assassin assassining you • so if that is a fact then it has to be true • You're chatting Claptrap • so I should grab your nadsack and yank it • so your nads are dropping • like the stock is on the NASDAQ • Asshat, don't answer back • Who the fack is Handsome Jack? • You want how many grams of that? • I'll grind you like my ganja sack • I will be having you crying in agony • violently cracking your violin; Paganini • meeny miny mo • More money, less problems • The bigger the gun, the less nonsense • I'm less Mark Ronson, more Charles Bronson • or a vault Hunter S. Thompson.
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