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Artimus Wolz x BrooksOfYork Scissors feat CJ Vickery Official Audio
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Scissors is the new song from my upcoming holiday spinoff of Chaos called Red Green with @brooksofyork. This one was a lot of fun to write alongside Brooks and features some pretty sick guitar sections from @cjvickery • Check out MORE of these songs on all music platforms! • Happy Holidays! Make sure you subscribe for more videos. Will we get to 100k subs in 2025?!? Who knows. But I DO know that '24 was an incredible year for my work. Thanks to you all streaming Saddy Daddy-O, Incompedance, and Gonegress, I've been able to go FULL TIME making music! My studio is already working on all kinds of music for you all and I can't wait to share! Thanks for everything and Happy New Year! • Lyrics • My wife is being difficult and I'm at my wit's end • I've been working overtime on Christmas like I'm Blitzen • She sees the way I'm struggling to cut this wrapping paper • Sees the way my hand hurts • I swear that shit don't faze her • I'm asking her the same way I've asked my mom since childhood • Pleading out and I'm screaming out • The exact same way a child would • ‘Cause somehow even in my 30s • own a house and I wake up early • She's hiding things I really need • Damn, baby girl, why you do me dirty? • Let me use your fabric scissors • Let me cut a little paper up • Because my hands are enormous • But your scissors always feel like a glove • (Like a glove, like a glove, like a glove, like a glove…) • Like a glove, like a glove, like a glove, like a glove, like a glove • Let me use your fabric scissors • Let me cut a little paper up • Because my hands are enormous • But your scissors always feel like a glove • I’ve been searching the drawers and the closets • I think that you’ve lost it • Enough • Under every mattress and the attic • The kitchen • I need something that cuts • Oh, when I find it it’s going down • Cutting pennies just to show what I’ve found • Fucking sawing logs with it • Carve a small British king • And burn it while I watch “The Crown” • Let me use your fabric scissors • Let me cut a little paper up • Because my hands are enormous • But your scissors always feel like a glove • Let me use your fabric scissors • Let me cut a little paper up • Because my hands are enormous • But your scissors always feel like a glove • (Like a glove, like a glove, like a glove, like a glove…) • I'll rummage through the drawers • And search in the dark • Should have known I’d wanna use ‘em • Use them right from the start • Now our marriage is in jeopardy and falling apart • You can keep your fucking scissors • ‘Cause you're dulling my heart • I'll rummage through the drawers • And search in the dark • Should have known I’d wanna use ‘em • Right from the start • Now our marriage is in jeopardy and falling apart • You can keep your fucking scissors • ‘Cause you're dulling my heart • Let me use your fabric scissors • Let me cut a little paper up • Because my hands are enormous • But your scissors always feel like a glove • (Like a glove, like a glove, like a glove, like a glove…) • Let me use your fabric scissors • Let me cut a little paper up • Because my hands are enormous • But your scissors always feel like a glove • (Like a glove, like a glove, like a glove, like a glove…) • #christmas #holiday #comedy #music #artimuswolz • / artimus-wolz • / artimuswolz • / artimuswolz • Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3I7zw... • Threads https://www.threads.net/@artimuswolz • BlueSky https://bsky.app/profile/artimuswolz.... • Merch https://somnitect.com/collections/art... • Follow BrooksOfYork • / brooksofyork • / brooksofyork • https://bsky.app/profile/artimuswolz....
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