The AIampI Give Us Back Our Sausages
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Kier Starmer's gaffe at the Labour Conference was just too tempting not to write a song about. • Without going into raptures, I'll just get straight to it: This is Give us Back Our Sausages • • Lyrics: - • Rattling on about a two-state-solution: • An extra line of coke put Starmer's head in confusion. • On stage his brain would not engage; • His addled mind blew: - • He somehow thought the Party Conference • Was a Labour barbecue. • We need an instantaneous ceasefire in Gaza. • Because the terrorists might end up getting hurt. • We need immediate return of all the sausages; • All of the bangers, chipolatas, and bratwurst. • We need an instantaneous ceasefire in Narnia: • it's a middle-Eastern state that just does not exist. • The Arab world should kindly give us back our sausages. • And after that I should stop talking 'cos I'm pissed. • The world is laughing at this bumbling fool. • There's a fault in the design of the toolmakers tool. • The pressure of the job's maybe too heavy. - Call his physician: • PM is getting close to overdose; • Drug-addled politician! • We need an instantaneous ceasefire in Gaza. • Because the terrorists might end up getting hurt. • We need immediate return of all the sausages; • All of the bangers, chipolatas, and bratwurst. • We need an instantaneous ceasefire in Narnia: • it's a middle-Eastern state that just does not exist. • The Arab world should kindly give us back our sausages. • And after that I should stop talking 'cos I'm pissed. • We need an instantaneous ceasefire in Gaza. • Because the terrorists might end up getting hurt. • We need immediate return of all the sausages; • All of the bangers, chipolatas, and bratwurst. • We need an instantaneous ceasefire in Narnia: • it's a middle-Eastern state that just does not exist. • The Arab world should kindly give us back our sausages. • And after that I should stop talking 'cos I'm pissed. • Don't forget to give me a like if you like it, or a dislike if you think it sucks. • Have YOU made the pledge? https://thepledge.org.uk • Free £50 (£100 for businesses.) if you switch to Octopus Energy: https://www.idolti.me.uk/octoenergy
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