Come to Oldham

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Crap towns on facebook: / 148370768680775 • Come to Oldham • Do you like post-industrial shit holes? Do you wander around aimlessly with a gormless expression, wondering what happened to your giro and... Then come to Oldham; a place where the people are so poor that some have to live in phone boxes. • Oldham was built by the mill owners of the 18th century, and like modern capitalistic pigs they were all greedy stingy gits and kept all the profits to them self's which is why the town has no nice looking or interesting buildings and when you can see it beneath the thick layer of iron-grey rain-laden clouds of doom, even the town centre looks like a council estate. • One of the more intriguing façades in this local epicentre of gloom is the town hall which today is only used to store rubble and dead pigeons, however one of Oldham's more famous escapees Winston Churchill made his inaugural speech from the steps of the town hall when he was first elected an M.P., and then as soon as he could, buggerd off • Like Winston Churchill most people in Oldham are witty, drunk gob-shites who love nothing more than a good riot, with a long history of enthusiastic punch-ups from suffragettes, and Luddites from food riots to race riots. So If you're looking for a fight - Oldham's the place to come. And why not, because besides standing about with a stupid look on your face or walking around in the constant pissing down rain trying to avoid vast mounds of dog shit, there's sod all else to do in Oldham. • Oldham: marginally better than rickets.

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