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The Traffic Jam Foo Mony Hoolets and The Dinosaur
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The Traffic Jam • Foo Mony Hoolets? • The Dinosar • by Sheena Blackhall • Read by Lesley Hart • Lou Caplan on River City • Storytime: Stories for children read by the cast of BBC River City. • Follow us on Twitter • Facebook and Instagram • @RCStorytime • #Storytime #RiverCity • • The Traffic Jam by Sheena Blackhall • Fit’s adee? Fit’s adee? • This bus hisnae moved since hauf past three! • There’s a taxi o quines in ballet frocks, • There’s a steer o fishermen up fae the docks • There’s a pipe band marching, twenty loons • Wi a drummer in leopard skins duntin the tunes, • There’s seagulls skreichin ower the melee; • Far is the haud up? Fit’s adee? • Glossary: • Fit’s adee? = what’s going on? • Quines = girls • Loons = boys • Skreichin = screeching • Haud up = hold up • Foo Mony Hoolets? By Sheena Blackhall • Foo mony hoolets • Hoot room aboot the hoose? • There’s hungert Horace Hoolet • On the look-oot for a moose • There is genteel Harry Hoolet • Suppin denner wi a spleen, • There’s the scanner, Hackit Hoolet • Wi his oxters bowfin green. • There is sleekit Hamish Hoolet • Wi a doocot for a nest. • There is a sleystery Hetty Hoolet • Wi her puddin soon her vest. • There is Hooligan the Hoolet • Lookin for some glaiss tae smash • (Flew intake a double decker • Heelstergowdie. Fit a crash!) • There is Skinnymalinkie Hanna, • Fatty Hetty big an brown. • There’s a hoolet caaed Horatio • Fa aye sleeps upside doon. • Foo mony hoolets • Hoot room aboot the hoose? • As mony as the bubbles • In a tin o orange juice! • Glossary: • Foo mony hoolets? = How many owls? • Hungert = hungry • Moose = mouse • Denner = dinner • Spleen = spoon • Scunner = disgusting thing • Hackit = dirty / rotten • Oxters = armpits • Bowfin = yucky • Sleystery = messy • Glaiss = glass • Heelstergowdie = head over heels • The Dinosaur by Sheena Blackhall • A dinosaur! A dinosaur! • We niver saw the like afore! • The beastie maks the bairnies roar • Fae Sumburgh tae Singapore! • A dinosaur! His muckle moo • Has teeth as lang as knives, • An fin he roars, the tabby • Losses aa its seeven lives! • A dinosaur! His ilkie snore • Caas continents ajee. • An fin he piddles lochs arise • As braid’s the Irish Sea. • A dinosaur! Fit dis he ett? • A herd o coos for tea! • He sweeps it doon wi a lagoon • O vats o barley bree. • A dinosaur! His heid’s amang • The aeroplanes an stars. • His legs are pylons, tail’s as Lang’s • A traffic jam o cars. • A dinosaur’s a fearsome beret • Fin he lies doon tae Clare, • But fin he dunces, hae a care • Skyscrapers start tae faa! • Glossary: • Muckle = big • Moo = mouth • Tabby = cat • Ilkie = every • Caas continents ajee = dislodges continents / shakes continents out of place • Braid = broad • Fit dis he ett? = what does he eat? • He sweels it doon wi a lagoon o vats o barley bree = he swills it down with a lagoon of vats of whisky • Breet = brute • Bit fin he dunces = but when he dances
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