Aurelio Voltaire The Beast of Pirates Bay OFFICIAL

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SCROLL DOWN FOR LYRICS: • From the album To The Bottom of the Sea by Voltaire. If you like what you hear, please consider getting a copy at itunes: • http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/to-t... • or a physical CD at Cdbaby.com: • http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Voltaire1 • For more info visit: http://www.voltaire.net/ • LYRICS: • Gather weary travelers, • I have a tale to tell. • It might just save your lives but only if you listen well. • 'Cause there before the breakers • And just around the way, • There's a sign that says, • Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay! • Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea. • He ate so many sailors, now he's bigger than a tree. • His teeth are sharp as scissors • His claws, they are like knives. • And if you think he's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides! • Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim, • 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him. • He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away. • Heed the sign that says, Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay! • Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell, • To eat the souls of pirates and other ne'er-do-wells. • Some they don't believe it, as for me I've got a hunch. • 'Cause they used to have some pirates here. • But he ate them all for lunch! • Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim, • 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him. • He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away. • Heed the sign that says, Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay! • Well, Captain Hook, you've heard of him, he came to Pirate's Bay. • It seems his little nemesis had nearly got away. • He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan. • There was a crunch and a scream! • And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands! • Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim, • 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him. • He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away. • Heed the sign that says, Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay! • Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared. • It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard. • He saw the beast and now nobody's scared of him because, • His beard turned white and all agree, • He looks like Santa Claus. • Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim, • 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him. • He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away. • Heed the sign that says, Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay! • Well, now the tavern's empty and there's only you and me. • And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be. • So come a little closer if you really want to know. • This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago. • Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay • And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed. • With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side, • This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry. • I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way • Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay. • All I could do to help him was to keep people away, • So I wrote a sign that said, Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay! • And what did it say? • Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim, • 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him. • He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away. • Heed the sign that says, Beware. • Hell I should know, I put it there! • Heed the sign that says, Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!

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