The Colorectal Surgeon Song

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The Colorectal Surgeon Song , Bowser and Blue, 2010. • George Bowser and Rick Blue, better known as Bowser and Blue, are a musical duo from Montreal who write and perform comedic songs. Their material ranges from absurdist humour to pointed political and cultural satire. • Bowser and Blue YouTube Channel: • • bowser and blue songs • Lyrics: • Key of C. • We [C] praise the colo[F]rectal [G] surgeon. [C] Misunderstood and [F] much ma[G]ligned • [C] Slaving away in [Am] the heart of [G] darkness. [C] Working where the [G] sun don't [C] shine. • • [C] Respect the colo[F]rectal [G] surgeon, [C] It's a calling [F] few would [G] crave. • [C] Lift up. Your [Am] hands, and [G] join us. [C] Let's all do the [G] finger [C] wave • • [Am] When it comes to spreading [G] joy, [Am] There are many [G] techniques • [C] Some spread joy [F] to the [G] world, [C] Others well they [F] just [G] spread [C] cheeks • [Am] Some may think the cardiol-[G]ogist… Is [Am] their best [G] friend, • But the [C] colorectal [Am] surgeon [G] knows... [C] He will get you [G] in the [C] end! • • Why be a colo-[F]rectal [G] surgeon? [C] It's one of those mys-[F]terious [G] things. • Is [C] it be-[G]cause in [F] that pro[G]fession, [C] There are always [G] open-[C]ings? • • [C] When I met my colorectal [G] surgeon, [C] He did not quite [F] under-[G] stand; • [C] I said, Hey its [F] nice to [G] meet you. Do [C] you mind if [F] We don't [G] shake [C] hands. • • [Am] He sailed right through medical [G] school, [Am] Because he was a [G] whiz. • [Am] He never thought psycholo-[G]gy, [C] When he read [F] the [G] passag-[C]es. • [Am] A doctor he wanted to [G] be, For [Am] golf he loved to [G] play, • [Am] But this is not quite what he [G] meant... By [C] eighteen holes [G] in a [C] day! • • [C] Respect the colo-[F]rectal [G] Surgeon. [C] Here and now we'll [F] Raise a [G] glass. • [C] The rectal surgeon [Am] like the [G] rectum, Can [C] tell a [F] liquid [G] from a [C] gas. • We [C] praise the colo[F]rectal [G] surgeon, [C] Misunderstood and [F] much ma[G]ligned • [C] Slaving away in [Am] the heart of [G] darkness, [C] Working where the [G] sun don't [C] shine. • I do not own the copyright to the original song. This cover is strictly for noncommercial and educational purposes. Video footage is original. The transcriptions are my own. Recorded for: • Ukulele Underground's FaceBook's “Theme Music” group - 202 Medical Emergency . • Tommy Coughlin Music Channel: • / @tommycoughlinhomespunyarns

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