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SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC • PATREON: / nsp • MAILING LIST: https://laylo.com/ninjasexparty • MERCH: https://goodmerchonly.com/collections... • TOUR: https://ninjasexparty.com/tour/ • SPOTIFY: https://spoti.fi/3EfHuNE • INSTAGRAM: / ninjasexparty • TWITTER: / ninjasexparty • FACEBOOK: / ninjasexparty • TIKTOK: / nspband • • Brandon Turner's channel: / @wazzaldorp • Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan Brian Wecht) • Lyrics • In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan • Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man • Who proclaimed No sex until you are married! • They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry • 500 years later two heroes were born • One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn • They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest • To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best! • In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime • Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime • Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky • Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply • Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast • They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past • They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking • And screamed It's your cock that we now will be blocking. • Samurai Abstinence Patrol • To control all our junk is their one true goal • It's a battle for boners and rock and roll • Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face) • What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party? • Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree? • And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee? • The championship word is nomenclature • N...O...C...FUCK IT! • The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside • The girls just went home, the mime probably died • Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming • Could we really have a future in a world without creaming? • All hell broke loose with the insane war cry • Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly • Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles • And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy • The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked • But the two sides began to have mutual respect • Goddamn Arin yelled You must sure love to slam • You don't even know! said Danny That shit is my jam! • An union was formed between both rival camps • And they both started rocking using NSP's amps • But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed • Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed • Samurai Abstinence Patrol • Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls • They were voted Most Douchey in a recent poll • Independently conducted by Danny and Brian • Is the story over or has it just begun? • Has the battle for boning been lost or won? • The question is a deep and important one • Just like how in God's name do you spell nomenclature ? • N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
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