Bikini Babe Workout
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Video Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0lqLzH7fQ
To celebrate the A's return to the postseason. LET'S BASH! • Watch listen to the full 30 minute experience: https://UnauthorizedBashBros.lnk.to/TLI • Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in a long-form visual poem set in 1988. • LYRICS • Let’s Bash (x6) • Let’s bash on they ass • Let’s Bash (x6) • Let’s bash on they ass • Just hit a 3 run ho-ho • But if you wanna high five that’s a no-no • I’m heading home, all my homies at home plate • Are waiting on me so you know I gotta do something great • And that’s when the arms come up • Like we about to drink from a cup • Cause we a buncha buff dudes just flexin’ • Acknowledging our feats via human connection • Let’s bash (x2) • Let’s monster bash • Hit a tater out the statiour for monster cash • Hit a dinger through the fucking VIP suite glass • Break your fucking arm in half and then sign the cast • Get well soon, love Jose. Sorry about your arm, Walt Weiss • It happens • I might be an Athletic, but I’m built like a Giant • And I’m wearin’ White Sox, like an Angel that’s flyin’ • Met a Blue Jay that’s fuckin’ an Oriel, you’re Royally screwed • Like a Marlin Expo-sed to the oil, that a Pirate or a Mariner spilled out his tanker, • That’s a Cardinal sin, Padre • Man, tell it to the Ranger, you feel Brave little Cub come try to sock me • But when I’m seeing Red shit is gonna get Rocky • I’ll Dodge your fist, beat your blood Red Socks soggy • Astrophysicist make you see stars promptly • I’m more hopped up than a Brewer that’s hyper • Sit Indian style when I’m Yankee on my Tiger • I’m starin’ at a Philly with some major league Twins • If you didn’t know by now, I’m naming baseball teams • Let’s bash (x2) • Let’s monster bash • Round tripper make the pitcher feel like donkey ass. • Hit a ding-dong-doodle with my bing-bong-bat • We smack a blast, then we smash a bash
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