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The Lamest Place In the World w lyrics
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Video Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsKovOU1ycQ
Lyrics: • (from http://www.allmusicals.com/19/13.htm ) • Patrice: • Down the road, theres a dairy queen • Up the block, theres a Walmart • Theres a place you can accessorize your pets • A school, a tree, a couple of churches • And no matter how hard anybody searches • Thats about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets • • Its the lamest place in the world • But it just got a little bit better • So dont disappear • Its the lamest place in the world • But Im pretty sure • Its not as lame as it was before • Now that youre here • • Forty miles to the nearest river • Sixty miles to the airport • When we plan our escape, thats where were going to have to be • Its a shame, its a sham, its a terrible pity • You got dragged away from New York City • Its major suck for you but its amazing luck for me • • Its the lamest place in the world • But it just got a little bit better • Im happy to say • Its the lamest place in the world • • Your completely exotic • Intellectual neurotic • You would never have a shot except • Youve found the perfect guide • And though I dont really know you • I can hardly wait to show you • • Every fake and freak • Every fool and clown • Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town • Let and laugh • They wont keep me down • With you by my side • • And it just got a little bit better • Amazing but true • Yes, the lamest place in the world • Has lots of flaws • But maybe itll be fine because • It brought me to you • • i do not own!
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