EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY song by Mr Nicky

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TEACHERS: Mr. Nicky is booking his 2024-25 virtual assemblies and online history songwriting lessons! These programs (via Zoom/Google Meet/etc.) meet state learning standards in both social studies and ELA, and they’re tons of fun. Please send an e-mail to [email protected] for full information. (Students will not receive a response, but thank you for your support!) • LYRICS BELOW - • Here's the MERCH! : https://www.bonfire.com/store/mr-nick... • Egyptian Mythology Song • By Mr. Nicky • To the Tune of “Despacito (Remix)” • by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, ft. Justin Bieber • Backing tracks property of Karaoke Version/Tency Music. • When I’m mummified, I’ll live forever • My heart will weigh lighter than a feather, yeah • They’ll drain my brain out then they’ll put my organs in canopic jars • They’ll leave food for my Ka to eat • and my Ba’s personality • must recognize my body that’s why they’ll embalm me, embalm me • Osiris will accept my soul down in Duat • Because I obeyed the cosmic order of Ma’at • I honored the Great Pesedjet • So I’ll avoid a second death • Do it or Ammit will eat your lead heart • Shu is the air god, Tefnut is the moisture goddess • Nut and Geb are sky and earth their kids are • Nebet Hut, Seth, Osiris, Isis and Horus the Elder • O yeah, Ra • He’s our sun and light • He’s our creator god • He controls the seasons and he grows our crops • His eye is a goddess and his tears made humans • Seth, Ra, Nit, Sobek, Horus the Younger, Elder, Hathor • Imhotep, Bastet, Geb, Tefnut, Shu, Nut, Anubis, Osiris, • Sekmet, Khnum, Nebet Hut, Isis, Thoth • Sekmet’s lethal • Taking all her vengeance out upon the people • Imhotep has been deified but once was real • Seth cut up Osiris, he’s a source of evil • Thankfully poor Isis put her husband back together • Before Osiris went under • She conceived Horus the Younger • (Not the Elder, he’s the Younger, baby) • He defeated Seth, now he’s our god of war and battle • The question that we have to ask now • Is Seth an aardvark, fox or jackal? • Our gods can be portrayed as combos • of human forms and animals • If they’re like snakes they’re scoundrels • If they have horns they’re powerful • Many gods are similar to others like Atum • He's like Ptah or Amun-Ra in the New Kingdom • Yes over time our gods would absorb into one another • Many villages had myths that seemed to conflict with each other • Is Hathor the wife of Ra, his daughter or his mommy? • Or is his mom Nit? She’ll knit me my mummy • I see a funerary boat • bringing me to see Thoth • He is writing down • All the deeds of deceased souls • Magic spells can take you • down to see his face, he’s got • a baboon or an ibis bird for a cabeza (head) • I see a funerary boat • bringing me to see Thoth • he is writing down • All the deeds of deceased souls • Get some amulets and • a Book of the Dead then • You will have some underworld journey protection, oh yeah • Seth, Ra, Nit, Sobek, Horus the Younger, Elder, Hathor • Imhotep, Bastet, Geb, Tefnut, Shu, Nut, Anubis, Osiris, • Sekmet, Khnum, Nebet Hut, Isis, Thoth • Cats are sacred • Bastet is their patron and mummification • Is handled by Anubis he uses natron • Sobek is a crocodile but Seth’s more dangerous • • Thankfully poor Isis put her husband back together • Before Osiris went under • She conceived Horus the Younger • (Not the Elder, he’s the Younger, baby) • He defeated Seth, now he’s our god of war and battle • He is incarnated as our Pharaoh • But the kid is Greek to me now • Death’s so sweet, no? • You’ll be granted entrance to The Field of Reeds • Opening up your mouth’s our last ceremony • Go take you’re grave goods with you to eternity, go! (vamanos) • I see a funerary boat • bringing me to see Thoth • he is writing down • All the deeds of deceased souls • You’ll be safe in your sarcophagus • We’ll bury you in the necropolis • I see a funerary boat • bringing me to see Thoth • he is writing down • All the deeds of deceased souls • You get a mastaba or pyramid • Thankfully you can afford it • Death’s so sweet, no?

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