After Ever After DISNEY Parody

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spotify: https://linktr.ee/joncozart • • 00:00 Intro • If you've ever wondered why • Disney's tales all end in lies • Here's what happened after all their dreams came true • 00:19 Ariel • I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue • But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew • So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills • You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills • Thank you BP, thank you BP • The British are killing, oil is spilling • Now I can't see... MY EYES! • Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins • Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends • Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning • Thanks to BP • YOU SUCK! • 01:06 Jasmine • Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared • My husband's a mark for the War on Terror • Aladdin was taken by the CIA • We're not Taliban • You've got the wrong man • In Guantanamo Bay • Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa • Interrogation from the nation of the free • Bin Laden's taken the fall • We're not trained pilots at all • Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss • We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us • Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country • Set free my Prince Ali • 01:54 Belle • A whore! A whore! • A whore, a whore, a whore! • This town's gone wild since I married Adam • They think I'm going straight to hell • But the charges laid on me • Of bestiality • Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell • No, I'm overrun by mad men • I hear they plan to burn me at the stake • They legit believe I'm Satan • And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away • 02:37 Pocahontas • After John Smith traveled back to England • I helped my people cultivate the fields • More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit • And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel • They forced us into unknown lands of exile • They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead • So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon • When I separate their bodies from their heads • Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? • Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? • Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? • Can you paint with the red colors in these men • I can murder if I please • Cause I'm dying of disease • I can paint with the red colors in these men • Thanks to BP • Where's Prince Ali? • Bestiality • I've got STDs

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